While tantalizingly intelligible, there is sadly no way to know what en penischock translates to. I do not speak Swedish. No one does. Similarly, there is no way to know what the story is referring to further down where it says that “Robinsons penis hängd ute.”
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i have to note that “robinsons penis hängd ute” is such bad grammar that it’s giving me a minor stroke reading it
Why if as doesn’t?
This was great writing. I’m gonna keep this site in mind.
It’s only a shame that when I click through to explore other articles in instantly hit with the paywall.
As a paid subscriber, it’s worth it. Great stuff is posted every day.
So we turn to the Swedes, who you’d expect to be all over a penis if one presented itself in Lane 3.
??? What does this author know that I don’t
They do love their meatballs, it stands to reason they love swallowing sausage as well

Prince sausage is a traditional thing and this is how we like to serve it
Would be comical if they added this image:

There is no greek word for penisshock
Despite? If my dick and balls fell out, I’d run faster than any human ever straight to the hospital! I need those for peeing and… Having balls!
Wow I thought this was a parody site until the video. I have similar, but easier to contain, issues playing pickleball.
Pickleball!? There’s an obvious joke about the name somewhere here, but that’s just the low-hanging fruit.
Love it
Nice penis
Well yeah if my boobs popped out in front of a ton of strangers pretty sure I could win a sprint race too ʘ‿ʘ
Am sprinter. Need proof
Thank you defector
Well, he’s not debunking one stereotype about black men.
Excellent at hurdles
Pause?
Ah, the dick-and-balls-out stride technique is catching on. Interesting to see how athletes learn from one another and evolve the sport.

Good thing it wasn’t a 4x100m relay.
Those are some reasonable parts, congratulations.






