Can’t believe no one has said this yet:
This happens when you put zip-up clothing in the dryer. The fabric shrinks and shifts but the metal/plastic zipper doesn’t, creating a size mismatch that results in a bulge. Hang-dry your zip-up hoodies instead. I have hoodies that are close to a decade old and still haven’t begun to bunch up because they’ve never seen the inside of a dryer.
This always is happens to my zip-up hoodies, and i’ve never used a dryer in my life. I believe it’s just that the zipper is stiffer than the fabric, so it does not fold the same way as fabric does.
It could be a badly designed hoodie as well. I started watching a YT channel that examines different clothing brands lately and I learned a lot about how the actual fabric choices and panel shapes affect the comfort of the clothing in ways like this.
No has said it because it’s not true.
There’s no shame in flaunting your hoodickie
Erm, we stopped wearing them?
I guess some are legit too embarrassed to wear them. And to me that’s hilarious, that’s some 18th century “can’t say chicken breast” type of nonsense
Next up: the real reason we all stopped breathing oxygen
[Dissenting silence]
I was gonna say they’re my favorite type
Yeah! Fuck pullover hoodies. They literally suck. When you get warm, instead of simply unzipping I gotta pull the whole thing off and over my head. Then my Tshirt and hair get messed up and it’s a whole thing. Zipups forever. I’ll die on this hill.
Hold up, which pullover hoodies are the ones that literally suck? Asking for a friend
May I join you on this hill?
Absofuckinlutely
I’ll bring chairs and a blanket
I prefer my hoodie pocket, thank you very much.
Why have one when you can have two?
Two shitty pockets that can’t fit something like a DS in it.
My zip up hoodie has a back pocket that can fit a full ass 1,5litre coke bottle 😆
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a hoodie with a back pocket. Seems there are a few styles though. I can’t imagine using it all that much since it’s going to be uncomfortable using any seat with a back to it.
You need to buy better hoodies, I can fit so much shit in my favorite zip up :P
Look at big dick dude here
Just let your penis hang out so people don’t confuse your hoodie for a bulge.
Because they hide the boner
Who stopped?
Most of us in the northern hemisphere. But only temporarily.
When?
seeing this in my zip-up hoodie, who stopped?
Fellas is it gay to have a fake boner because of my hoodie?
Just fold the bottom of the jacket in.
Or, you know. Have good posture lol.
The elusive stomach penis.
Gonna need a source bro.
Some of my pants do that, its always a nice game of whack-a-mole trying to get rid of it. Also i dont wear zipper hoodies because i believe in the pull-over superiority
As a long time zip-up wearer and supporter, how is the pull-over better? I always find it way more annoying to put on and take off.
It’s like putting on an extra shirt that then clings to your first shirt whenever you want to take it off so you have to work harder to not flash everyone when you take it off. For the zip-up, it just wraps around you and zips up. It’s easy on, easy off.
I usually dont take it off and if you do that its much more cozy. Even during the winter i wear short sleeves and a hoodie and then during the summer i just take the hoodie out of the equation.
That’s a good reason to wear them along with stiff fabric that awkwardly wrinkles outward in the crotch area: fun to flick that in plain sight to enhance the discomfort of onlookers.
The real reason we stopped zipping zip up hoodies.
Speak for yourself, my husband’s hoodie is so comfortable and I will never give it up; except to my husband when he is ravishing me after I came into the bedroom only wearing his hoodie….
