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    My kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It’s funny, their grades have gotten worse.

    I only code with cocaine now, it’s so much faster.

    I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.

    …wait.

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    It’s important to be wary of misinformation with generative cocaine

    There is a serious risk that companies will try to replace workers with cocaine.

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    All the big companies in the Silicon Valley are investing hugely into cocaine.

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    There used to be a browser addon called cloud2butt which would replace the word cloud with the word butt. This made discussions about hosting things on someone else’s computer rather amusing.

    Someone should make an ai to cocaine addon.

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      I put that Chrome extension that changes every reference to ‘Trump’ in articles and headlines to ‘someone with tiny hands’ on my Trump supporting bosses computer. Annoyed the hell out of him for weeks then I deleted it. He never figured it out.

      Remember to use strong passwords people. It’s 2025 bro, who uses their fucking dogs name as a password?

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      there is and I already have (albeit not published). The source code for that plugin is available and is really short and very easily modifiable.

      Mine replaces “ai” with “bs”, “large language model” with “slop generator”, for example.

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      I have a browser extension that changes every reference of Millennial to Snake Person, also changes the Great Depression to ‘The Clutch Plague’.

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    “It’s arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you’re using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts.”

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    teenagers are getting companies started using cocaine, while 40 year olds are just using it for fun

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    Pfft, kids these days can’t do anything without cocaine.

    Oh my good, I should’ve used cocaine sooner!!! It’s so amazing!!!

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      I think what this exercise demonstrates is that it’s entirely feasible, given that you can afford the tokens tokes no that’s weed uhh shit let me ask what the drugs think