Perfect steak. Could use it in so many things, besides eating it by itself, and it’d save me so much and majorly upgrade my meals.
That’s a good one, I’d have steak and rice every other night
What is the perfect steak tho? And can it come with chips?
Bbq brisket. I’m not going to go through the whole process of smoking for several hours.
Imagine unlimited burnt ends. Mmmmmm…
Pretty sure I would be dead within six months.
But what a way to go.
Oh absolutely, I might die in 6 months but during that time I would do a lot of living.
Unlimited smoked brisket?
An honorable death.
Pizza.
Your answer has some monkey paw energy in it.
NOOOO please don’t 😭😰😨😩
We need more information, there’s almost infinite versions and variations of pizza.
Authentic Totino’s Party Pizza. Literally a party that never has to end.
Ah, yes, the Totino’s Party Pizza. Truly a staple of the saddest party ever. It isn’t a depressed pity party without Totino’s.
I have 3 in the freezer right now.
Totino’s Part?
How many parts did Totino have anyways?
Oh yoooou. I fixed it, you silly goose.
LOL, couldn’t help it!
Have a good night, and enjoy your pizza, in no particular order. 🍕
Veggies and beans enchiladas verde.
This guy. He’s right.
This is the way I was going. Beans, rice, and cheese burritos, with plenty of veggies and salsa to round things out. Pretty wholesome, lots of nutrients, complete protein. You’d never starve. Enchiladas are an excellent variation.
A nice hearty soup. Can basically travel the world because it can feed you and hydrate you when you cannot find water or sustenance. And I think it is healthy enough to not kill you if you survived on it for the last 3 months, might be wrong.
But most importantly it will not take away your pleasure of better food, such as pizza, which after three months only eating pizza, you will be tired of it for the rest of you life
Gyros!
Alternatives: Doner kebab or shawarma.
buckwheat crepes stuffed with spinach, cheese, and bacon
That sounds awesome.
A good taco. Actually, I think the enchilada guy was right. What he said.
If I get the power I’ll share.
We could have a crazy good potluck and needy people meal drive with all the options people are listing.
Corndog.
I just like the idea of being able to offer a warm corndog to anyone at anytime.
For some reason the idea of pulling a delicious smelling/looking corndog out of a pocket and handing it to a frazzled/sad random with a genuine “Hey, you don’t have to rawdog life alone — you can corndog it instead.” is like, Jesus-tier miracle shitposting.
I was imagining a hip holster or possibly a bandolier to pull them out of, but, thank you. This is the greatest compliment I have ever received.
You know, a holster is not an idea that occurred to me, but I sort of like the idea of just having like a magical holster of corn dogs.
Or like, an ankle holster. Imagine explaining that to airport security.
My personal favorite riff on the attached holder idea is one of those old school gas station change dispensers. You pull a little lever and a corn dog pops up out of one of the tubes like a spring-loaded snake. (Would have to be appropriately sized.) Maybe other tubes have condiments?This just keeps getting better! 😂
I used to go to the fair and have fresh dipped corn dogs, so good!
Perfect bowl of Pho
Meal replacement bar
Like a variety pack or a specific flavor?
anyone who chooses meal replacement bars isn’t into it for the flavor
Lol yup
Does it have to be cooked? Some sort of really good salad with a hundred ingredients. I can cook stuff all day but prepping a really good salad is a hassle.
Pizza. Appropriate at any time, can survive off it’s varieties and makes you ALWAYS the one invited to parties.
Beef Wellington
With or without deathcap mushrooms?
Boiled little cubes of zucchini. No spice, no salt, nothing. It’s for my cat, I have to do this all year round and it’s annoying.
