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FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

It is linguistically impossible to behave anyone but yourself

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It is linguistically impossible to behave anyone but yourself

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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  • snek_boi@lemmy.ml
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    As in “nobody acts like you”?

    Or as in “nobody’s words but your own words can guide your behavior”?

    Or as in “nobody but you can describe your own behavior”?

    Something else?

    • Stillwater@sh.itjust.works
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      I think its referring to the phrase “Behave yourself” - who else am I gonna behave?

      • marlowe221@lemmy.world
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        Which is why I often look at my 6 year old son and just say “Behave!”

        He knows who I’m talking about.

      • FreshParsnip@lemmy.caOP
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        Yes, exactly

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      I’m talking about the phrase “behave yourself”. In the English language, there is no such thing as behaving someone else, only behaving yourself. I don’t know if there’s another language where “behave someone else” makes linguistic sense

      • avattar@lemmy.sdf.org
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        How about this phrase: “Make sure you daughter behaves herself”

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          The daughter is behaving herself, not behaving someone else. In English, we don’t say “behave your daughter”

  • waitaminute@midwest.social
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    Disagree. She needs to behave herself. He needs to behave himself. I want to behave myself. They need to behave themselves. We need to behave ourselves. It needs to behave itself.

    So yeah. Can be done.

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      Those are all examples of the subject behaving themselves, not some else

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    Actors aren’t real they’re a deep state psyop

  • crank0271@lemmy.world
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    Behave yourself, or I’ll come over there and behave you the hard way.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    “If you don’t behave, I’ll make you behave!” - My mom

    Also the phrase “Behave your child.”

    • FreshParsnip@lemmy.caOP
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      I have never heard that phrase

  • tychosmoose@piefed.social
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    Per Etymonlone: In early modern English it also could be transitive, “to govern, manage, conduct.”

    Comport seems similar in both meaning and reflexivity.

  • toomanypancakes@piefed.world
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    I made sure he was well behaved

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    I can also behave _my_self

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    I’d argue tranqilizing someone is a form of “behaving” another person

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    This has “I’ll shit your pants” energy

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