I’m writing this whilst I’m burning
The server:
Of course. That’s why it’s called KDE
Plasmaand notKDE LiquidorKDE GaseousStill waiting for the
KDE Neutron Degenerate Matterrelease.If Lemmy had awards, you would deserve one
To be fair, I still have this Lemmy award idea, with a twist. The pay goes to awardee’s preferred open-source project as donation.
Half of it split between the instances of the awarder and awardee, the other half as you said.
That would be even better!
I have the opposite problem.
Maybe your server could help cool off theirs.
Take both of them and slap a sterling engine between them. Unless both servers combined are eating thousands of watts an hour you could end up net energy positive… Or you know perpetual energy.
Reapply thermal paste every 24h. It’ll be fine.
yes, but have you successfully achieved fusion in the CPU? if so, this will revolutionize selfhosting.
It’s the nuclear option in self hosting.
Trying to mine some Ethereum and accidentally ending up with with a shit-ton of hydrogen burning into helium
Great, now my electron wallet doesn’t want to work anymore. Said something about “busy influencing the fusion rate” and “please wait while I maintain the overall electrical neutrality within the plasma” or somesuch
So I was curious and looked it up because I would have assumed that stars/suns are much hotter than that.
Turns out the coldest star is 97°C at its surface. So I guess CPUs regularly reach (coldest) star temperature?
I guess technically. This makes me wonder what actually qualify as stars. Do neutron stars? Do black holes?
UPDATE: By the definitions on wikipedia, miriam-webster dictionary and britanica, a brown dwarf this cold may not actually qualify to be a star. I will search further for astronomical definition.
Brown dwarfs are classified as substellar objects because they can’t fuse hydrogen into helium and don’t undergo the same lifecycle as stars. White dwarfs aren’t stars either, they are stellar remnants that don’t have enough mass to keep fusing heavier elements, usually stopping at carbon and oxygen.
So it runs on Java? 🤔
Electron.
Worst it’s flash
OP at their keyboard right now:
It’s because you have swap enabled and the server would rather just die in a fire.
Happy cake day
I’ve got a Dell R730, this is standard operating temperatures.
My Dell optiplex reports 126C, is this really normal dell behavior?
Okay hear me out, we got nuclear fusion, now place some water in a massive tub on top of the pc.
Create steam
Spin turbines
Generate electricity
Send to another server
Infinate powerSend to another server
Why?
Just feed it back in itself.
Can’t touch this
Congratulations to you and the motherboard.
I’m more triggered by the missing degree symbol ° before C
It’s actually travelling at 6280 x the speed of light 😬
That would be lower case. It’s actually charged with 6280 Coulombs.
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Ackshually this is well within the range of a Class F star, unlike our class G sun which is a bit cooler. This is getting cloe to the temperature of Procyon A which is noticeably whiter than the sun.
