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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days ago

Minimum dating standards

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Minimum dating standards

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days ago
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    All you need to be a superhero is 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run every day.

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      be fuckin CAREFUL with that

      might end up making the rest of your life boring because you’re too powerful

    • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      And eat 3 meals a day. A banana counts for breakfast.

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        **

        spoiler

        Its a reference to the anime One Punch Man where Saitama, the hero, attains ungodly power through diet and exercise.

        **

      • fartographer@lemmy.world
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        Did you know that ripe bananas on an empty stomach can be disastrous for people with GERD?

        • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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          This isn’t on you, but I feel like there’s a key piece of information missing from this abstract:

          It was observed that gastric acid values were higher following banana as compared to porridge and the difference was statistically significant (p < 0.001). It was was thus concluded that ripe banana is not a bland food.

          How much higher? It might not be the perfect food, but it might still be okay. I also can’t tell if it’s not there as clickbait (essentially), if the study doesn’t disclose it, or if it’s not actually a significant difference. My money’s on the first or the last, but anything over than the first is shitty.

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      You’ll go bald doing that

    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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      People laugh but even without the running part this is a lot

      • Siethron@lemmy.world
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        Not really. Do 10 of each on the hour for 10 hours straight.

        • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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          Have you tried? Come back to me in a week.

          • BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip
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            5 sets of 20 is pretty easy for the bodyweight exercises, the run is the hard part imo

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            I did it for 72 days straight back in 2022. Admittedly was a lot easier during the pandemic when you weren’t expected to see anyone.

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          Oh I thought it’d be 100 in a row lol

          If you can do them in groups of 10-20, an overweight 5 year old could handle it probably

          I uses to do 20 one handed pushups in a row in high school, but nowadays I’m lucky to get 20 normal ones

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      96…97…98…

    • onion_trial@europe.pub
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      Don’t forget the bananas

    • whoisearth@lemmy.ca
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      You have me curious now. I know for me 10k is about an hour so I’m going to see how long to do 100 squats pushups and situps. I want to say ballpark that’s probably about 2 hrs a day for everything together. Bit excessive.

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    Guy I know who is single: “You need to be literally perfect! Tons of money, super athletic, cultured, brilliant, speaking six different languages! It’s impossible!”

    Girl I know who is single: “Fuck me, I hope this next guy I’m seeing isn’t married, can cover his side of the check, and remembered to wash his ass. Although, at this point, two out of three isn’t bad.”

    • m4xie@lemmy.ca
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      I’m not Czech, I can cover the sides of my ass, and I remember I’m married.

      How did I do?

    • The Picard Maneuver@piefed.worldOP
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      It’s a high bar to clear.

    • mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Guys forget that what’s inside their head is far more important

      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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        what’s inside their head

        Indeed

    • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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      19 days ago

      Do they know each other?

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    100 IQ joke

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      They really are at the top of the bell curve

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    … Was 100 the highest number you could think of?

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      If you know a number higher than a HUMDRED I would like to hear it!

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        What if you had a humdred humdreds of something?

        🤯

        • zeropointone@lemmy.world
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          deleted by creator

      • The Velour Fog @lemmy.world
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        Tree fiddy 😏

      • cally [he/they]@pawb.social
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        Numbers 101: how to count higher than a hundred

        • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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          This comment deserves a few more upvotes.

  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    Is the mandatory 100-inch dick just implied/assumed?

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      Diameter? Yes.

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    deleted by creator

    • danekrae@lemmy.world
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      Remember! Give it to them on a flat palm and fingers together!

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        deleted by creator

    • ghost9@lemmy.world
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      CHOCOLATE

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        deleted by creator

  • Skua@kbin.earth
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    Well hey, two out of four, I’m halfway there!

    • crank0271@lemmy.world
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      Show off

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    Metric vs imperial joke somewhere in therr

  • RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works
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    I just transitioned. Now I have 3.

  • ieatpwns@lemmy.world
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    And always eat breakfast even if it’s just an avocado toast

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    Actually this is wrong, you should be 100,000 feet tall, make 6 dollars a year, have 100,000-pack abs and have 6 hairs on your head.

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    MC 900 Ft. Jesus just entered the chat.

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    deleted by creator

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    To be fair we are all waitinf on robot cat girls with Voice ChatGPT & all terrain interior.

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    At this rate, only elite men should breed TBH

    Losers should be working 12 hour days 6 days per week so that better man can have more time to party with all the women.

    That’s really where society is going TBH

    Look at Muslim word.

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      Side note: I’ve been seeing loser spelled as “looser” so often recently, when I see it spelled correctly, my brain does a double fart.

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      Fascists try not to project their sexual insecurity every second challenge

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        Your cuntry boy

        I didn’t write these rules. They are imposed

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