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They already make lactase drops and powder you can add to your food. I personally just think it’s easier to take a couple pills before I eat pizza instead of having a bunch of chalk dust sprinkled on it.
I need to figure out how to mix in lactase drops into a dense dessert like a blizzard, because mixing the entire contents of the cup makes it soft faster.
I remember I was twenty-five and ate a medium pepperoni pizza at like 10 pm at night. I woke up around 1 am with the worst feeling in my chest. It was a horrible burning that would not go away and kept me up all night.
Yes, I discovered I had heart burn. Never had it up until this point and I have had it ever since. FUN!
i find that I have significantly less problems with heartburn when I remember to eat enough fiber. eating more veggies, pulses, wholegrain bread and fruit helps me a lot
Not efficient enough:
https://customhydronutrients.com/Calcium-Carbonate-50-lb-_p_23351.html
americans have ant acid ??? wtf !!!11
We are grinder brothers
as an alumnus of the nuclear taco club, either i burned out those nerves or i’m extraordinarily lucky. i’ma go eat a habanero
Habanero is easier than the original post.
I was so confused, trying to figure out why anyone would want to grind up Smarties on their pizza.
Weird, this is what smarties are to me:

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That means you probably have snowy winters and call the op’s smarties “rockets”
Tropical fruit flavor! That’s a pharmacist’s pineapple pizza.
This is where famotidine shines. One itsy-bitsy pill right before or right after I eat something that tends to give me heartburn and I’m all good for the night.
My biggest issue is I have a heat-tooth, but my internal anatomy feels otherwise. And there’s no common over the counter pill that I’m aware of that’s useful for appeasing a small intestine that wants me dead.
What’s a heat tooth?
They like spicy food. Like a sweet tooth.
Yeah, ranitidine and famotidine were both very good to me back when I got heartburn often, and I’ll still hit them up once in a while. There’s even ones that have mint coating, so any indigestion later at least has an air of freshness.
Like a half teaspoon of fresh baking soda in warm water works on contact.
Yea ok that’s enough Lemmy for me today.
Pfft, you’ll take way more than that measly slice before I need the fruit-flavored chalk.
Just drizzle on some pepto. The real pink sauce.
why would you add candy to pizza? are they stupid?
It’s Tums.
I know what brand of candy it is
people get heartburn from one slice of regular-ass pizza?











