This reads like a joke question, I know, but I actually mean it.
Are you supposed to answer this sort of suggestive question with honesty? Or is this generally meant to be answered in coy and or affirmation? Because I don’t want to ruin the mood but I also don’t want to unwittingly spoil her expectations. (FYI, I’m average sized.)
If you answer with anything other than some variation of “why don’t you find out for yourself?” You’re going to blow your chances.
Alohomora
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Yeah, this seems like inexperienced people for playing via text, and I don’t mean that as a shot at either. Gotta get experience sometime. Definitely worth making a joke about it, but maybe after the fact.
this is the way.
‘you’ll get used it it’
Works either way lol
Penis size is 99% male insecurity and 1% female preference.
So, as a gay dude, bigger is preferable (and WHY DO BOTTOMS HAVE ALL THE HUGE DICKS 😭) but I’m also not going to turn someone away because they aren’t my imaginary godlike 13 inch uncut knotted wolfman - I’ll suck and enjoy them at basically any size, any configuration.
So when a guy gets all worried about numbers, like my guy, if we are discussing sizes, you’re already going to have a good time in short order. 7 inches, great, 4 inches, that is fine too. Needy subs at the front of the line, but this business doesn’t close until the line is empty, and customer service is our priority. Rock what your momma gave ya.
Right but if she asks in the first place, it’s a red flag.
Imagine if the genders were reversed. It’s not a normal question to ask.
You tell them “it’s not 12” but it smells like a foot" and then get ready to fight them off with a stick.
Alright, I’m going with this.
In the context of someone really asking, and not just joking around, yes you should be honest. Sounds like you’ll be on the path to showing them so don’t lie.
Yeah, what’s the endgame if you lie?! If you’re going to fuck, they’ll find out the truth anyway. And if you lied, they’ll pobably be less inclined to actually continue when they see you there, pantsless
Tell her she’s gonna have to find that out for herself
There’s no right answer.
So many dudes lie about having a big dick that no woman will ever believe any man that tells them they do.
If you tell them no they’ll probably believe you.
The correct answer is some kind of coy flirty response like “play your cards right and you’ll find out”.
“Kolanaki, are you big?”
“I’m 6’6’'.”
“Haha no, I mean are you big?”
“I weigh 260lbs…?”
“What size is in your pants?”
“A 9mm caliber pistol.”
“You be the judge”
Let down the pants
Slap her in the face with it.
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No but jokes aside, it’s either an inappropriate question that you don’t have to answer, or she’s about to find out and decide herself.
Just imagine a guy asking the same about a woman’s labia… wtf
You are not supposed to lie, which would be pretty stupid if they are interested and going to find out anyway.
If it is someone interested in you, it is flirting and could vary widely from wanting to know an accurate description to being similar to something else as a humorous comparison. One joke I’ve heard is built like a tuna can because it is girth but not long. Not a literal comparison of course, but it gets the idea across.
your mum joke
Your mum didn’t have any complaints.
It depends on the context. Does she expect a serious answer? Do you feel comfortable telling her? If so you may want to use quantitative measurements (ie., an accurate length in cm/in) rather than vague adjectives like “big”. One person’s “big” is another person’s “average.”
Does she expect a serious answer?
That’s what I’m asking here. Do they generally expect a serious answer or not?
I am not a good person to ask because I’ve never been asked that question. My only suggestion is to try to discern the tone of her voice when she asks.
You are allowed to ask “are you serious?”
You can’t generalize women this way. They’re individual people.
If you are in it for a relationship, I’d ask them why the fuck it was any of their business. Are they loose or tight? Are they dry? Do they stink? Ask any reversed gential-related questions to put some perspective on it. And consider moving on to someone else. I guess if you’ve been together a long time and more personal with each other but not having sex, it can be borderline ok from a curiosity standpoint, but if they are shallow enough to have that matter to them, better to just be honest and potentially done with them.
If you guys are just in it to bang, then give any witty response you want. If they double down after that, ask if they are serious or if it matters to them. If it does, give an honest answer. Maybe they are shallow enough to care in which case you are dodging a bullet.
“Big enough to fill most” then after say “we’re talking about shoes right?”
Flirty answer followed by real answer if actually pressed. It’s not like it’s something you reasonably have control over anyway (I don’t consider lengthening surgery reasonable, though more power to anyone that does, it ain’t my body), outside of maybe some small gains if losing weight in your pelvis area or improving your general cardiovascular health.
Not gonna come out here and say size is totally irrelevant, but there’s lots of ways to have great sex without going around bruising women’s cervixes.
Who are these people asking these questions? Im so out of touch
Tinder and night club people.
Aka red flag peoples
