Looks like your Windows 11 update is almost complete. Or it could be fleas, bed bugs, or lice. I’m not a bugologist.
bed bugs tend to bite like that where it’s all grouped up together and I think sometimes in a line.
Looks like someone poked you with an AT keyboard connector hot enough to burn you
No, those pins are positioned as if a “full circle” would be 8 pins. The bumps in OP’s pic are more like if a “full circle” were 6 points.
I’m just makin old man jokes over here. Save your pedantry for something that matters 😉
I like to reading pedantic corrections of jokes, it’s like the cherry on top
Ah so when you do it it’s just a joke but when I do it it’s pedantry, got it
Aww, don’t be that way. Tongue was firmly in my cheek the entire time, cross my heart. I was worried when I started seeing your downvotes, honestly.
When anybody does it it’s pedantic every time. It’s weird that it happens at least once every major thread.
I’ve been summoned
Me: [drops summoning stick] Huh, I can’t believe that worked…
Someone in the distance: Erm, that’s ackshually not a summoning stick ☝🤓
Whooooosh
Idk, but one more and the circle closes, the ritual is complete.
“YA-HAHA! You found me!”
🎶 reward noises 🎶
drops rock on head
So many bites next to each other could be a bed bug. My understanding is that they’ll leave little black dots around the bites as well. Did you see any before? Otherwise, any of mosquitoes, or fleas.
Bed bugs are usually in a straight line (they follow your veins). Could this be something other than an insect bite?
I had what i suspected were bed bug bites and a few times they would bite in a cluster somewhat similar to this. I moved out of that apartment and haven’t noticed any bites since but never actually confirmed i had bed bugs.
As I understand it you don’t move away from bed bugs. They come with you.
It depends where they are, how well you cleaned, and what you got rid of, probably some luck too. In my case bites were not frequent at all. There are methods to kill them without chemicals by subjecting them to certain temperatures as well.
You can also just sprinkle diatomaceous earth around. That shit kills ‘em dead by piercing their exoskeleton and dehydrating them.
Yeah that’ll work slowly and is better for making perimeters or when the infestation is mild. Once it’s settled in you need heat treatment and everything that can’t be heated needs frozen for two weeks or rinsed in alcohol. If you act sane about this they’ll come back until you stop.
diatomeceous earth kills them too, also someone used alot of rubbing alcohol on thier bedding.
they bite in 3s as well.
The Five Fanged Flying Purple Pimple Monster, Obviously…
Real talk, check your shit for bed bugs. THEY WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE IF NOT DEALT WITH.
I am sorry but you have MIDI
Thank goodness, there are 2⁷ ways to cure that.
Bed bugs. The internet will tell you they only bite in a straight line, but that’s horse shit. Look up bed bug bites and you’ll see clusters like this, too.
What about one mosquito with six guns?
There was a fire fight!!!
There was a fire bite!!!
made my day!
Am I the only one who remembers Santo Bugito?
whatever it was, it was going for the hexagon, which are the bestagones
Bed bugs for sure. Took 2 years to get rid of the bastards as they ate us alive.
The PlayStation 2 menu spinning orbs
Just chiming in to agree that you’re gonna need to burn your house down
No need to burn it. Just bake it for a few days. They can’t handle the heat.
Just one of the perks to living in the monument to man’s arrogance.
Don’t worry, they aren’t bites. Just spider eggs.
This brought back Bedbug based paranoia I thought I had laid to rest nearly a decade ago so thanks for that.
I hope you have a speedy and painless solution to our problem, but I’m really glad I’m not you OP. My god, if I never see these bastards again it will be too soon.
fun fact if you have bats in your area, they also carry bat bugs, which are relative to bed bugs and they can also infest your house too. there is a theory that bed bugs evolved from bat bugs, also they look alike.
This is the opposite of a fun fact. I’m going to sneak into your house and steal your fingers for typing it
Wait till you learn that bats are one of the the most populous genus of animal on the planet, they even live in Antarctica
https://worldostats.com/global-stats/bat-population-by-species/
Wait what. It’s illegal here to move bats once they’ve picked a home. How do you prevent bat bug infestation
By shooting them without moving, ideally before they pick your house.
Can’t have bedbugs if you don’t have a bed. knock on the head
I WISH those little fuckers worked like that. Bed bug PTSD is real.
Seriously, I’ve had it once before when I stayed at a place in New York almost 20 years back at this point.
I was like, oh … why are these bumps and why are they in a row? so weird!
Although, worse was when I got a bed in London UK at Swiss Cottage to just stay one night. It was like a dorm room bed. I think I estimated that I got like 200 bed bug bites in total. I had to estimate but it was crazy. What’s funny is that when you’re entire body is covered in bites, the itchiness bothers you a bit less because if it’s just one area you keep scratching it. However when it’s your whole body, you’re like … everywhere equally hurts so I don’t need to bother scratching. At least that’s what it was like for me.
Sorry, just releasing out the trauma :P
Now whenever I get any bites … I just freak out and wonder if it’s bed bugs. I woke up last night and noticed an itchy bump and just freaked myself out.
Right there with you. I had to fully encapsulate my mattress (which was a brand new memory foam), spray poison all over everything, then heat treat the entire room until my blinds melted…TWICE!
My wife still freaks out if she sees a spot of dirt on the sheets, and that all happened 7 years ago.
You never quite get over a bed bug infestation.
My situation was a dorm room situation I couldn’t get out for a WHOLE FUCKING YEAR. The caretaker didn’t give a shit, all my dorm mates slept with a lighter close by, lighter fluid was traded around like cigarettes and blowies in a jail yard.
We got our revenge on the asshole caretaker though, the bugs managed to infest that guys room too. Unlike us he couldn’t just get up and leave at the end of the year. Fuck that guy.
If I have to travel, I keep my luggage out the door and check the entire fucking room like I’m Brezhnev’s Soviet security detail in the 1973 Washington summit visit. No stone unturned, no corner or edge left unchecked.
Fuck Bedbugs.
It’s been 10 years since my bedbug nightmare. The bugs are long gone, but I’m still inspecting the mattress and box spring cover weekly with a magnifying glass, and blasting my laundry with hot water, high heat in the dryer, and sprinkling diatomaceous earth all the fuck over.
