- cross-posted to:
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- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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What is this
cmalwlibrary? Cannot find anything about it.Since it has malware abbreviated in its name I think it’s a joke
Isn’t this basically the banana cultivation problem of computing? Linux has pretty good genetic diversity with mutations and speciation happening on the regular, MacOS doesn’t have that variety, but is a genetically engineered abomination that’s regularly gene-edited to patch problems out.
As for Windows, I’d say it’s the Cavendish banana of operating systems.
I just called Microsoft and their support line confirmed that they are, indeed, a banana.
My anus is bleeding!
Again.
I just absolutely love this comment, especially the dismissive bit at the end. Damn fine nerding my friend.
I was having a shitty day and now I feel appreciated. Thank you.
They should’ve distributed it as a flatpak, then it could automagically download its own dependencies /j
Are you being jarcastic?
But then it wouldn’t be able to do anything unless they properly configured the apps permissions :(
I believe that’s the joke, but I’m glad someone explained this for those that don’t know.
chroot virus
The no holds barred way of getting root on otherwise secure systems
Sounds like an average day trying to run something on Linux.
Aktacualy those are hooks the meme is bait for saying the hooks are bait which makes them bait … Cary on.
😘
Linux doesn’t need anti virus because nothing can run on it either way
Nah, most things people try to run work no problem.
It sounds like trying to install dependencies for libraries for R on Linux. 🤮
Yeah SteamOS is celebrated for its contributions to gaming, but good luck running something that’s not in flathub
I actually had a version of linux fail to run on linux recently: software updates were failing because the newest OS version updated some directories and file structures, and downgrading would require doing manually.
Reminds me of the joke that github should just hire malware developers to fix the install process of every random git repo that requires pages of install instructions and an entire book of troubleshooting
Remind me of a time long ago when someone requested my help on setting up a project.I Tried setting up project on my system and there was malicious code that would collect and send data to the attackers, but it failed to read data because it was trying to access the C drive.
Should have actually charged the $5 for all the work done
yes, somehow people keep inventing less funny versions of that
I liked OP better
Same. GNU one feels old this time around…
classic
respect the hustle heres a pity ransom
Now that is being damned with faint praise!
That is a bit out of date. There are professional cyber crime groups now, doing very sophisticated malware.
Yes. Sadly Linux viruses are doing well, today. I suppose it is a reflection of Linux’s success.
Shoot, really? Dang…
Most Linux malware is aimed at servers, that’s where the money is, and where Linux has serious market share
Many such cases
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