“When you were a baby, Mommy was ripping out people’s spines while breastfeeding you.”
“…I can respect that.”
“You’d better, honey.”
The husband was one of her victims in the tournament too, so everyone in the house should be wary of crossing her.
It looks like she was playing in these events all throughout her pregancy, including a win at 7 months.
BRB
Babality!
https://mortalkombat.fandom.com/wiki/Babality
My first thought as well.
Credit where credit’s due, but it seems like great pains have been taken to hide the fact that this was a tournament of 4 players.
Looks like she also had a 1st place finish in this tournament, which had over triple the entrants (14), and she did it while 7 months pregnant—that’s much more impressive, imo.
As someone who is sitting next to his newborn who he just brought home yesterday - the fact she did literally anything besides sleep is much more impressive
Edit: grammar. I’m so tired
Huge congrats! Hang in there - everything gets easier soon.
soon
Could you please be more specific? It’s been 13 years. Maybe in another year?
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Next week for sure.
Classic Dexerto, making a headline that gives a wildly inaccurate impression of reality.
The headline made it seem like she won a tournament on the likes of EVO, not some small local tournament that could have just been among family members. Its cool she did this, but the author is REALLY trying hard to live up to their name (Virgina Glaze ).
That’s kind of the total opposite of the typical “Florida man” scenario.
Because Florida Man is such a shambles Florida Woman must shine extra brightly
$28!?!
It was a 4-person tournament, what kind of prize pool do you think that’s going to have? lol
Florida…uh…Florida’s not doing so well
The player worked her way through a four-person bracket …
So, she beat… 2 people?
Still… Noyce.
Ended every match with a Babality.
Of course she won; she had a literal second set of hands to help her. It’s the same reason that Goro is the best character in MK. I obviously never win when I play as Goro, but that’s because everyone else is cheaters.
/sVery well, I am currently imagining it.
There are florda women too? How progressive.
Thus proving that Mortal Kombat is an easy game made for babies.
BABALITY
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Of it was League of legends that baby would be done.
damm
These games always seem like random button mashing, ftw to me. Unfair advantage to be 2 player :P







