Your orifice is of superior strength. What do you have to fear from a mere mortal?
That’s one hell of a grip and I don’t mean her hands
Just say “Mom, as the prophecy foretold… It has happened!”
time to place a poster and start watching drywall repair diy videos
Good luck, that shit is lathe-and-plaster not drywall haha
I’ve got just the poster. Nobody will ever suspect there’s a hole back there.
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Looks more like plaster, so you’ll have a bit more time to watch how to patch 🫠
That’s lathe and plaster baby. Get good at finishing work if you ever want it to look right.
Shawshank it, and put a poster over it. She’ll find it when you make your escape after college.
why do usians make their walls out of styrofoam?
This is a lathe-and-plaster wall from before drywall was common, it’s actually strong af
Why do Japanese make theirs out of paper? Because it’s lightweight and cheap.
my country is poor and we make houses out of brick, because a dildo won’t break it.
I’m gonna have to test that with some offerings from Bad Dragon. I’m sure some of those would still be able to bust down a brick wall.
i can hook you up with my collection if you need
Modern Japanese houses aren’t made of paper
Text post that mentions being fucked in the ass? Gotta mark that as NSFW
Photo of dildo balls? No need for that NSFW tag my man
Wait, thats a dildo? I thought it was the the arm of the hulk hogan rubber wrestling doll.
Oh shit, I totally forgot about the Hulk Hogan Super Action Suction Grip doll, my bad
those dolls felt the best as a kid 🤤
dem lips do be indeed grippy
Might not be lips lol
the muscle tissue that makes your lips work are the same kind that makes your sphincter work.
so you could say that when you fart you’re talking out your ass, or when you shit you’re talking shit.
I know i am for sure lol
Breaking the fourth wall
That’s where you hang your favorite poster until you move out.
Either that, or tell her the truth, she’ll understand.
You’d also make sure to start digging a tunnel through that so you can finally move out.
Tell her you fucked up…err…sideways
Mom, the wall tried to RAPE me!
