If you’re having sex with a woman, you’re having sex with someone that likes dick. People who like dick are gay. Having sex with a gay person makes you gay.
The only way to stop being gay is to never touch her again, otherwise you’re touching someone who has touched a dick and by the transitive property that makes you gay. Touching your wife is gay.
Dear Aunt Agatha,
I own a dick.
I like to have my dick caressed by other dick-loving individual.
What does that make me?
Sincerely,
All-out-now McJohnson
If you’re having sex with a woman, you’re having sex with someone that likes dick. People who like dick are gay. Having sex with a gay person makes you gay.
Checkmate libtards.
Lol that was pretty good
Now I have to tell my wife I’ve been gay all these years.
The only way to stop being gay is to never touch her again, otherwise you’re touching someone who has touched a dick and by the transitive property that makes you gay. Touching your wife is gay.
Only if you don’t get her pregnant.
I’m guessing the logic is:
Gay people only have sex for pleasure (because they can’t reproduce), therefore, all sex for pleasure is gay.
Its like saying fish only swim in water because they can’t go on land, therefore, all creatures that swim are fish.
If you interpret gay in the original meaning (“full of joy, merry, light-hearted, carefree”) then yes, having sex with your wife can be gay sex.
someone warn the bees
Damn didn’t know Lemmy drafted Aristotle. Another win for the Fediverse.
Dear Aunt Agatha,
I own a dick.
I like to have my dick caressed by other dick-loving individual.
What does that make me?
Sincerely,
All-out-now McJohnson
You said dick three times in your letter. If you say the word dick that means you’re thinking of a dick, and that makes you gay.
Hmmmm,
That explains the string of dudes in my grindr and the butterflies in my tummy everytime I think of dick.
No, that’s completely normal for everyone.