What is this guy thinking lmao 🥴🤔
Like this man ever gave his wife an orgasm.
Cuz you know, female orgasm doesn’t exist, it’s lefties’ conspiracy against normal male behavior /s
talibans with a red hat
Y’all Qaeda
from Howdy Arabia
Al-Abama
Tumpistan
Exactly! Ugh, if these miserable, global extremist, sacks of dog shit hate freedom so much, why won’t they all just go build a man made floating island somewhere in the middle of the ocean and leave the rest of the world alone, instead of dragging us all into a fucking holy war just to force us to be miserable too?
Answer:
A. They aren’t actually capable of creating/building anything on their own, and are completely reliant on exploiting others because they’re a bunch of talentless cocksuckers.
B. They thrive on the attention/theatrics of it all and need a captive audience.
C. Even if they suddenly woke up to a world where every need was met and everyone was exactly like them, they would be even more miserable nobody was paying attention to them, and still find excuses to go to war with each other.
D. All of the above (it’s this)
If you’re having sex with a woman, you’re having sex with someone that likes dick. People who like dick are gay. Having sex with a gay person makes you gay.
Checkmate libtards.
Now I have to tell my wife I’ve been gay all these years.
The only way to stop being gay is to never touch her again, otherwise you’re touching someone who has touched a dick and by the transitive property that makes you gay. Touching your wife is gay.
Touching your wife is gay.
Only if you don’t get her pregnant.
I’m guessing the logic is:
Gay people only have sex for pleasure (because they can’t reproduce), therefore, all sex for pleasure is gay.
Its like saying fish only swim in water because they can’t go on land, therefore, all creatures that swim are fish.
If you interpret gay in the original meaning (“full of joy, merry, light-hearted, carefree”) then yes, having sex with your wife can be gay sex.
someone warn the bees
Damn didn’t know Lemmy drafted Aristotle. Another win for the Fediverse.
Dear Aunt Agatha,
I own a dick.
I like to have my dick caressed by other dick-loving individual.
What does that make me?
Sincerely,
All-out-now McJohnsonYou said dick three times in your letter. If you say the word dick that means you’re thinking of a dick, and that makes you gay.
Hmmmm,
That explains the string of dudes in my grindr and the butterflies in my tummy everytime I think of dick.No, that’s completely normal for everyone.
Lol that was pretty good
Anyone working that hard to prove to the world (which didn’t ask) that they aren’t gay, is gay.
Exactamundo!
Well, differently from the movie, she can always “unchoose”.
Not if she keeps voting Republican
That is a choice.
But not pro choice.
Ctrl+alt+R
I’d have gay sex with her
So she’s actually as repugnant as he is, and her views are just as bad. I can’t remember her name and I can’t be bothered to look it up because fuck her, but she’s a minor influencer in the Conservative sphere. She goes on the streets and does those stupid shock value “interviews” with strangers.
For anyone curious, this is from a series that a Lefty political commentator, Luke Beasley, did, where he and her sat together and tried to have measured discussions about their views. It was interesting, but it only went on for about 6 episodes, and it was rocky the entire way.
Its all up on YouTube. And I watched. And despite her showing the smallest glimmer of understanding occasionally, she ultimately could not be convinced to change her views. It didnt help that her vile ass husband was behind the camera the entire time.
Lastly, her husband didnt overtly say the above quote verbatim, but it was definitely heavily implied. This wasn’t putting words in his mouth, its a legit view he has.
A life without gay sex will do that to anyone
X
So long as she kept her mouth shut.
To talk.
No wonder MAGAs are obsessed with Cucks, their wives are desperate to feel something other than pain.
I don’t care if this is real or not, satire or reality but we need like 1000x more of this content everywhere. This is the kind of shit that triggers most of the silent majority crowd. Gargling dongs is apparently the ultimate sin.
Men will say anything to avoid admitting they’re bad at sex.
Sounds like he just doesn’t want to have sex with his wife. That’s pretty gay.
also specifying, he only giving her orgasms, so theres no enjoyment on his end.
Isn’t this basically trying to roll back women’s position in society from people to baby makers?
Yeah. That’s essentially it.
I’d argue that he’s just trying to claim that the reason no woman has ever gotten pleasure from sex with him is because he didn’t want her to.
No other way to see it.
you should also notice that’s the conservative worldview in general. people only have a right to exist as long as they’re useful to society in one way or another. the same also appears in the work context, where they’re sternly against “handouts” because they don’t want to give “lazy” people a way to exist.
people only have a right to exist as long as they’re useful to society in one way or another
Capitalism, you say? :-D
people only have a right to exist as long as they’re useful to society in one way or another.
And the view of the current conservatives in power in the US is that you can only be useful to society in very specific ways: For women, it’s reproduction and home making, and if you dare break out of that you are “destroying society”.
no, that’s gay
Everything is gay.
🤫
Sometimes I gotta be really thankful that if it wasn’t for dudes like this, women’s standards wouldn’t be low enough for me to get laid
Using the Grindr account to avoid having to have gay sex with his wife.
Steve Hughes has a great bit on why it’s feminine to like women, while it takes a real man to want to fuck another man.
Plato beat him by a few years
Yes, but does Plato have a YouTube presence? I think not.
No channel, no country !!
ancient greek mindset
She’s looking at him and thinking, Oh that’s the reason he’s so bad. Good thing I have the pool boy.
if you are talking about gay sex all the time, and thinking about you might be in the downlow. by the way there are category of porn for gay "white supremecist, conservative types to.
Yeah, it’s called the generic stuff
The Manosphere discovering higher order dimensions in order to twist themselves up into even more complex coping mechanisms.
Pretty funny i found this post right on top of another and they pair pretty well
Oh damn. Same here, but different.
