It just never stops being relevant does it
It is real!!??? Actually real??!
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-patriot-games/
Tbh this is probably something Trump, 79, will forget he said in a week or so and no one will take any action.
Oh no, there’s going to be all sorts of government contracts paid out for this. THEN nothing will be done.
“There was no indication the Patriot Games would pit competitors against each other in a fight to the death, as of this writing.” Lmaoo
Funny thing is, if they decided policy this way I’d guess it’d be more representative than the House of Representatives for California.
It will be for the poor immigrants to stay in the country. We already know the rich ones need to just pay up.
yeah like that ball room
Well he didn’t say it per se, as he had an AI version of him announce it officially. Wish I was joking.
Trump is the first virtual president
They’re giving Trump and his family busy work to do while people like Stephen Miller and Pete Hegseth do more heinous things. It will be as pathetic as their military parade.
It will happen…it will just be partisan, shitty and tacky when it does.
If I were an Onion article writer, I’d probably have a mental breakdown. Who can come up with anything more Oniony than this??? (Wait until tomorrow for the answer, I guess.)
Onion needs to rebrand and just be factual, real reporting now.
Nothing they can create is more absurd than this bizarre world we’ve found ourselves in.
We actually need them to be journalists. The mainstream media are fooking kneelers
Lord Fuckwad has decreed “Some of you may die, but it is a sacrifice I’m willing to make”
Ohwow
Farquaad (from shrek) == fuckwad
How have I missed that til now?
As I understand it, the head of Dreamworks at the time used to work at Disney, but had a falling out with the animation chief there and based the entire Farquaad character, and name, on him. Professional level pettiness.
Eisner I believe.
Congrats on being one of today’s lucky 10,000!
Is it a satire? At this point I seriously can’t tell
i had to look it up too, he actually announced that
Nope
Yeah, of course it’s a …
WHAT?! THIS IS REAL?!
At this point if anything says Trump is doing something so ridiculously stupid that nobody would really do that then it is true because it has been 100% of the time.
Sometimes I notice such a thing posted by the Onion and figure they found a way to predict the future.
These people shouldn’t be allowed within 100 feet of any teenagers.
Or any of the rest of us.
are they going to be forced to kill each other or something? survivors get to be his sex slaves?
The Mara lago look definitely looks like the capital people in the hunger games
Worse than in many cases.
Sure isn’t those Epstein Files we deserve.
That’s some reality tv-ass thing to do.
So he specifically included Puerto Rico and Washington DC?
Surprising, since inclusivity is woke.
Well the Guamanians or Samoans are gonna kick everyone’s asses.
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Can he just die already?
President Vance might somehow be worse.
Vance may be worse, but I don’t think he would have whatever voodoo control it is that trump has on the deplorables.
Yeah, the man has negative charisma. But like any other cult that survived long enough, that’s actually how it usually goes. Original guy is batshit crazy and has control over minds of his cultists, and when he dies the new guy is ruthless, efficient, and keeps in relative obscurity, and if he’s successful, the cult lives on. The second guy usually makes a cult into evil machine of hate, abuse, grift, and expansion.
It happened with mormonism, it happened with scientology. If it will happen with maga it will be the catastrophic end of the US.
More than willing to find out.
Might as well, yeah.
This is not at all the worst idea he’s ever had
It actually sounds kinda nice.
Where’s he getting the money for it though?
That. Is the question.
if it wasn’t fascist bread and circus then by itself it isn’t a bad idea.
in the context, it’s a shitty idea, especially when the economy is collapsing, pedo files are illegally held, and ICE is at war with American cities.
fascist bread and circus
My new band name
Enjoyed the book, looking forward to seeing what they do with this movie.
Never read the book, movie was surprisingly good
Book was one of the best of the Bachman books. I really enjoyed it.
I’m releasing this offensive photo:
I’ve made it SFW
No you didn’t, you left the neckussy visible.
I’m sorry, that was on purpose. Nobody is gonna know! Who’s gonna know?
