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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Survival skills

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Survival skills

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Careful! They might give you clamydia!

    • starik@lemmy.zip
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      Ewww, it does look like he’s doing that with the koala in the last panel 🤮

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        And your emoji looks like is deep throating Shrek.

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          1000002725

        • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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          Damn, now I wanna see Shrek’s view.

  • slazer2au@lemmy.worldM
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    But they aren’t bears…

    • BenReilly97@lemmy.world
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      They don’t meet the koala-fications.

      • lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world
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        And now I came too

      • fartographer@lemmy.world
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        Your jokes are un-marsupial-able.

    • morto@piefed.social
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      Exactly! People should learn that koalas aren’t bears, but are pandas! or is it a dolphin? I swear I knew that one

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        It’s manatees. They aren’t women. I had to get it tattooed on my hand after The Incident.

    • jtzl@lemmy.zip
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      Came here for this.

  • Gerudo@lemmy.zip
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    To be fair, I’ve heard koala bears are mean bastards.

    • cheesybuddha@lemmy.world
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      Drop Bears are no joke

      Check out this harrowing encounter a reporter had with a really viscous Drop Bear.

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        I loved this, thanks for linking. Had a big smile on my face the entire time.

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        This whole piece is un-australian for exposing a great Australian past time.

        This video should be removed for national security (to protect our fun).

        Luckily most visitors to our country won’t see this video ;)

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        That was wonderful.

  • TabbsTheBat (they/them)@pawb.social
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    Drop bears are vicious, I’ll have you know

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      That’s what happens when you don’t apply your allotment of Vegemite before heading out.

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    gWAvk91U2gqLVW1.jpg

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    I think I’m more afraid of Drop-Bear Chlamydia, the little teeth and claws, and/or the screaming because it’s too stupid to get back in the tree, than of getting Mauled by the bigger ones. No, I don’t care about the likelihood, I’ll be punting the bastard, running away, or both.

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    suspicious to see a drop bear in a hardwood forest.

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    Too late it’s mauling him

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      Now he’s got chlamydia.

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