I miss that,
These days they just shoot you on the spot
Swatting became a verb in the 90s.
Swatting wasn’t really a thing until the 2000s. The term wasn’t even really coined until nearly the end of the 2000s. The FBI was using it in like 2008 or so.
See Wikipedia or this FBI archive article https://archives.fbi.gov/archives/news/stories/2008/february/swatting020408
There weren’t many ways to make anonymous phone calls in the 90s, you had to find 10¢ and go into town to find a pay phone.
He threatened me with his crt
“he raised his hands, presumably to grab a gun from the ceiling, i had no choice but to fire five warning shots in his head and emptying the rest of the clip in his dog that was tied outside in the yard”
“Fucking bitch”
It’s why I switched to LSD.
LCD?
I always forget 😶🌫️
Don’t forget that he owes his entire life earnings to a corporation for downloading 180 songs.
Most heinous crime. Almost as bad as downloading a car
You wouldn’t!!
i so would. downloading new car, while the uploader keeps theirs? that’s a fucking no-brainer.
We would certainly be buying cheaper cars if the car industry wasn’t helping keep the cars away from the same place they get their car parts.
They started investigating him as soon as he started downloading that MP3. Did some reconnaissance around the house, got some surveillance intel, consulted a judge and a few expert witnesses, then commenced the on-site op and apprehended him when it was about 90% complete. (That’s about how long it took to download MP3s in the 90s.)
At what point did they shoot the dog?
Kristi Noem wasn’t working with the government back then.
ACAB. They’ll all kill your dog, She just somehow took pride(?) in doing so.
Noem is unique in that she killed her own dog instead of someone else’s, and then bragged that it spoke to her leadership skills.
And spent 10,000% more on salaries for all of those people than was “lost” by the music industry.
JUSTICE HAS NO PRICE!!!
2pac.mp3.exe
Wait, why does the song not start playing when I double-click it?
You have to run the song as an administrator.
Its soo good its needs full read write acess to your drive.
Its for uh surround sound 👌👌👌
Then they discovered it was much easier to do that in people’s phones and that they got way more information from it they could sell.
go into powershell and type sudo [song name]. sudo is the music player
Does
sudorun things as administrator now on Windows?Yes. They added it a few months ago i believe.
Su su sudo
Finally makes sense!
Nah in the 90s you were always running as administrator unless on a school computer or using Linux or something…
Oh, that one was good. 😙

Yooo, can communism get ME that swole too?
Well, you’ll certainly get plenty of exercise and won’t have to stop yourself from binge eating in the gulag!
Is this real?
Real in the sense that it was made at the height of the napster crisis. It wasn’t put out by the RIAA though.
😨
I’m sorry! I’m sorry!! I didn’t know!!! 😭😭
i just realised how communist crypto farms are. youre telling me hundred PCs share their resources to reach a greater goal?
Today the corporate AI downloads all of the songs, artwork, movies, text, etc. on the internet and the police will just shoot you in the face for no reason.
Oh and they DDOS your little private webpage too.
YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A CAR NOW WOULD YOU??

::: spoiler spoiler Hackers ::: entered the chat
Mess with the best…!
…die like the rest…Cras… ZeroCool
🤬
I might kill a constable, shit in his hat, and then send that hat to his widow, though.
As long as you don’t buy illegal video copies, you and I are golden 👍
now this happens when you post wild shit on social
Quote charlie kirk being racist and they will come take you away
Du bist so 1 Pimmel.
Got’em. Wie peinlich.
* Grot’em mit grünen Grüßen aus Hamburg als übertriebene Reaktion. Leider außer dem Streisand-Effekt kein weiterer Gegenwind.
Metallica seen by people through the decades :
80s : Oh wow, it’s a fun thrash band with a cool bassist
90s : Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on you sellout piece of shit
00s : Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on you sellout piece of shit also you’re fucking clowns 🤡🤡🤡🤡
10s : Oh wow, they’re still going
20s : Oh wow, they’re still going(NB : My opinion is still the 00s opinion because I’m a millenial)
Don’t download this song.
Even Lars Ulrich knows it’s wrong…
They always protect the owner class, never the people.
And the file ends up being 5mins of toilet sounds… and 17 viruses.
Gotta love the frosted tips detail.
I liked the can of Surge
it really was like that.
I remember one time I got spooked that I was about to be raided and took all my backups (on DVDs) to a friends house after a loooong and winding path to their house to ensure I wasn’t followed.
when I dropped it off all he asked was, “can I copy what you have?”
told him he could copy whatever he wanted if he had the drive space. it was a full binder of 100 data DVDs.
was never raided but I was looking over my shoulder for weeks after that.
What gave you the feeling you were about to be raided? Did you receive threats? Was law enforcement stalking you?
I worked at an electronics store at the time and a cop came in asking me some very specific questions about pirating. like a dumbass, I shared my knowledge. Though at the time I didn’t know he was LE.
one of my coworkers called me and told me a cop was around asking for me at work on my day off. soon after that my internet connection died.
I got spooked and dbanned my drives while I took my backups to another friends house.
the guy was probably just trying to learn about piracy tbh. never saw him again after that.
Smart move tbh
'90s? This came out in June 1st of 99 so I guess for 6 months it was the 90s. Napster was mainly the early 2000s. Before really LimeWire and stuff came around.
The only time I even got a notice from my ISP about pirating shit is if I downloaded anything made by Disney or Nintendo.

















