My existence proves you can give birth to a half-assed baby.
Damn, you okay?
Just a lil crooked when he sits
As long as it doesn’t require much effort.
I was gonna say, I resemble that remark!
Were you born with half an ass or did you have half removed?
I think I have to side with mom on this one
“I regret to inform you that your child was born with only half an ass.”
It’s the Antichrist, since it can’t turn the other cheek
Was it the Caesarean?
When he farts it sounds like kshhhhh
Okay, but the real question is: Did she give birth to a whole-ass baby or a whole ass-baby?
Every child knows they done right when they finally have a parent lose it over their lame slang. I know I was proud of myself when my mom did the same.
The twist though is she picked it up, thinking it was cool, and now still uses it decades later. So, she won there in the long run.
It’s like what happened to Facebook, now it’s boomers everywhere.
Getting chastised for language by your mom like this and having 113 unread texts is so on point.
Full beans. Whole ass. Maximum effort.
People putting zero thought into their vocabulary and just parroting popular phrases is also my pet peeve
My kid is pretty half ass
Yes. Half-assed baby.
I feel like maybe somebody needs to say it - guys, that’s not how babies are made.
Ain’t gonna stop me from tryin
Wym, I have whole ass-babies every day.
One of my kids was born with a crooked ass, but it straightened out after she started walking. She still has different size feet though.
Just tell them 'No, your sister is having a half assed baby just like you would. ’
