• Whitebrow@lemmy.world
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    17 days ago

    What was the joke again…

    “Humans can survive off a diet consisting of potatoes and butter, as demonstrated by a years long case study commonly known as Ireland”

    Something along those lines.

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      16 days ago

      You’re missing a bunch of micro nutrients which would cause problems over time with this. It has all the calories and protein you need though.

      Add in some fat from somewhere like cooking oil, and a handful of vegetables like onions, carrots, etc. and you’d last a fairly normal human lifespan.

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        16 days ago

        Vegetables often contain oil, the problem is getting omega-3’s, which our bodies can’t make.

        In the sea, it’s algae who’re producing it: then krill, then squid/fish/etc eat them…

        some plants make it, some don’t…

        olives are good, olive-oil, etc…

        but anybody who’s eating squash is getting omega-6’s or 9’s, even though it seems non-intuitive.

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        16 days ago

        Does the type of rice matter?

        Yes; make sure it’s whole grain. White rice is essentially junk food, with most of its fiber, vitamins & minerals stripped in the de-hulling process.

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          16 days ago

          I have a sack of white rice to eat through… I don’t really know what to do with it all. My partner got it from work. Would rather basmati rice really.

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            15 days ago

            A lot of rice sold (most?) is “enriched” so the vitamins and minerals are added back. But the fiber is gone and rinsing the rice washes away the nutrient powder.

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              15 days ago

              Why do people wash rice? Never really bothered with it. 2:1 usually works pretty nicely, get the water boiling add the rice and put it on low. Come back when ready.

              Or like 4-5 to 1 with milk and have it as rice pudding/porridge.

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                15 days ago

                Washing rice makes the final texture better. Unwashed rice has a coating of starch that causes the grains to stick together in a gooey mess.

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            16 days ago

            You might mix it with non-junk food rice. Shortgrain-brown might have a similar-enough cooking time that they can be mixed together. I’m hazy on that, as I stopped eating rice years ago, replacing it with steel-cut oats.

            Or, who knows… maybe you could donate the sack to a food bank?

      • pet the cat, walk the dog@lemmy.world
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        16 days ago

        Afaik pretty much any kind of cereal with any kind of legume provide the essential amino acids needed by the body. Both of them have protein, but not the full set of amino acids that the body requires in a certain proportion.

        Idk about vitamins, though.

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      16 days ago

      I’ve often heard repeated that a human can live on water, potatoes, and salted butter basically indefinitely.

      Not sure how true, but seems plausible.

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    17 days ago

    Listen, taco bell has maybe 10-15 ingredients and has an infinite menu item…

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      16 days ago

      god I miss Soylent. Cooking/eating is a huge burden for me (depressed and lazy) so I drank the heck out of Soylent when I was in the US. Now in Japan the only thing close is Calorie Mate and it’s not nearly as good/nutritious. :(

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        16 days ago

        I’m in the US and have only ever had Huel. It’s an amazing product so I’d recommend that if it’s available there (the company started in the UK so it’s not US-centric at least).

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    16 days ago

    Egg-bread & scrambled-eggs ( with a multivitamin every other day ) can get you FAR, ultra-cheap ( if you ever need to get through a month on nearly-nothing ).

    ( obviously this isn’t long-term, this is short-term-survival stuff )

    add-in carrots, if you can.

    A bit of broccoli makes a BIG difference in one’s health.

    Do what you can to get some omega-3’s into you: our bodies can’t make them, & if our bodies have to make omega-6’s & omega-9’s, apparently they just run mitochondria backwards, to do it.

    Even a tablespoon of olive-oil / day will help your body keep functioning.

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          16 days ago

          Oh I can give quick, easy, and cheap, with a heavy emphasis on cheap. In another comment I was gushing about carne de soya, you can get the equivalent of a pound of 90/10 ground beef for $0.97. You toss it in a slurry of sauce or seasoning and it becomes instant sausage with the exact same texture as ground pork.

          Even baring that, just adding beans and lentils into your rotation can be a game changer. Good health and sleep is the strongest act of rebellion any one person can commit to.

    • pet the cat, walk the dog@lemmy.world
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      16 days ago

      Buy dried legumes to get proper protein. Both cereals and legumes have protein, but not the full set of essential amino acids. However they complement each other in this regard, hence people living their entire life on rice, beans, and some fish.

      I’d also advise looking into cheapest vegetables and making a salad out of them. Where I am, it’s potato, carrots, and beets — coincidentally the ingredients for a traditional salad. They can be cheaper than rice.

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    16 days ago

    I don’t have the expertise to answer the question, but I’m sad that so many answers here are jokes, or five word answers that aren’t at all helpful :-(

    Was really interested in this and hoped there’d be some knowledgeable people out there to educate us on this stuff!

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    17 days ago

    oatmeal, rice, beans, tomatoes, spices, broccoli. each of those foods is truly non-negotiable for me and without one life is not worth living. thanks.