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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Couldn't have said it better

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Couldn't have said it better

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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    I’m having a stroke right now.

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        Ah, a fresh batch of baby godzillas is ready!

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      I’m glad that’s not just me. I actually thought my brain had failed me again.

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      Call a bondulance!

    • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I didn’t know strokes were contagious until just now.

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        I’m smelling burnt toast!

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      deleted by creator

    • PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world
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      I am high and stroking out bros

    • pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Whoa, that’s personal. Don’t get lube everywhere.

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    He has such a way with words. Not a good one. But a way.

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    !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

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      Oh yes

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    Has anyone?

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      Been far even as decided?

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      Every fucking day if I could.

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    do you are have speak english

    • no banana@piefed.worldOP
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      Näe jag är inte helt säker på hur man gör!

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        Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

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          Vi dån’t use thås lätters bröther

          Böt pleas du, Sweden is wönderful

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            A møøse once bit my sister…

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              Must have been majestic

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        Quiero dibujarte una polla en la cara.

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          Låter lite oförskämt

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

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    I’m seriously wondering this about have you aneurysm writer

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      When they did, they will. Until then they do always the time

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    She done already done had herses.

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      Herse? They got done doing dat.

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        ““She done already done had herses” is a famous catchphrase used by RuPaul on RuPaul’s Drag Race to introduce the weekly video message. Inspired by a fast-food worker complaining about breaks, it means “she already got hers”. “

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          I’ve seen it, I should know this. Been a while though.

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    I can’t parse that first sentence.

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    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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    “Does bruno mars is gay” vibes

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    Are they saying that we’ll have GTA 6 when the PS6 is released?

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      No they’re saying that, Rockstar confirms that GTA 6 is there were once they are did, and that, they became the first ever to have the first as in the video game of that when of PS5 began. Then they end the post by congratulating them by exclaiming “Congratulations Rockstar”!

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        I’m sorry but I feel like I’m having a stroke reading your reply.

        Can you dumb down what you’ve written?

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          Just gta 6 Is there where there once did bro

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            Lol

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    AI or idiotic?

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      Both

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      there was an entire subreddit dedicated to these types of posts before openais gpt3.5
      why would it be assumed to be ai?

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        Shitty grammar.

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