this is premium content I’m making here, mmkay, you best believe I expect a crowd to gather and a ‘that’s my (grand)son!’ with foam #1 fingers, concession grub, and competitive betting taking place
also hell no I don’t want to go, it’s all straight people and gay people who died in denial, I want to (continue to) get my freak on with raunchy adorable twinks and chubby guys for a long, long time
Mate if heaven is so boring grandma is watching you gobble balls instead of spending all her time gobbling balls do you even wanna go.
So a couple things
this is premium content I’m making here, mmkay, you best believe I expect a crowd to gather and a ‘that’s my (grand)son!’ with foam #1 fingers, concession grub, and competitive betting taking place
also hell no I don’t want to go, it’s all straight people and gay people who died in denial, I want to (continue to) get my freak on with raunchy adorable twinks and chubby guys for a long, long time
😎
You know what you’re about.
Dicks out for Harambe and balls out for grandma?
Maybe Grandma is gobbling balls in heaven.
1v1 me gran
1v1? You underestimate granny. 2, 3 sometimes more.
Oh I know what the ladies like
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