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Rotate like a pillar of shawarma
Pfft. Beginner.
Rotate like a rotisserie chicken.
Amateur hour. I start to spin around like a gyroscope the moment I set foot in the shower
I stand still and the shower revolves around me.
Relativistically accurate
I spin too… have you ever tried spinning in opposite direction… really fucks with your head.
While rocking left and right how Ray Charles does
I rotate like a döner
Now I’m hungry, for you?
Rotate. Why would you just wash one side?
I’m like a rotisserie chicken in there
This is the way.
I start facing and rotate as I wash different areas.
Underneath? It’s a “rain” shower, it doesn’t matter how I stand.
Fancy
Germany.
Both your one word replies are weirdly funny, thanks for the laugh!
I don’t care for those, not enough pressure for me to effectively wash away soap.
I start by rotating for even heating. Soap my hair facing away, rinse it facing. Wash face facing. Conditioner hair away. Step completely out of the water to quickly scrub neck to feet with soapy loofa. Facing to rinse hair/face. The rotating and rinsing top to bottom.
Done. In and out in 5-10 minutes depending on how dirty I was, and therefore how hard I had to scrub.
I used to use a valve on the head itself to turn off the water completely during scrubbing, but I didn’t get a new one when I moved so I got out of the habit.
I should buy one again. Saves water, costs less.
I rotate like a rotisserie chicken.
I scrunch down in the shower tray like a spatchcock chicken.
yeah I was gonna say. half one side half the other but not split in just two like that. I mean how do you rinse all the soap if you don’t hit both sides?
OP please tell me that you don’t just wash one side of your body.
I rotisserie chicken when I’m actually washing myself (and take down there hose to wash my genitals) but if I’m taking a hot shower to self soothe / emotionally regulate I face away.
I turn around so both sides can get clean…
Why didn’t I think of that?
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Depends what I’m scrubbing
Predominantly away, unless whatever cleaning I’m doing requires otherwise.
Upside down so I get a good undercarriage wash.
I start out facing away while I test the water on my not so delicate skin until I acclimate, or make whatever adjustments needed. Then I alternate depending on where I’m washing. I tend to handle my hair last, which always leads to a cascade of shampoo and conditioner foam down in all the crevices which then need to be rinsed again.
Why not hair first? I always do hair first, top to bottom.
I do hair, face, then conditioner in hair and let it set while I scrub the rest. Then rinse top down.
It would make sense to do hair first… but I think the reason I generally do it last is because while I’m waiting on the water/body acclimation, I’m already slathering with soap and as a result, hair care is pushed to the back as a result.
Away, unless I’m stomping the turd down the drain, then I guess I’m facing towards it
