You must not use good pepper corns then if you can’t tell the difference between pepper and dead beetles.
These are very good dead beetles. Please don’t compare them to peppercorns.
At 50% percentage, the peppercorn grinder becomes a beetle grinder full of peppercorns.
There’s a very exact ratio where the average person wouldn’t notice. I imagine it’s higher than you’d think
You didn’t have to write this you know.
When you cross that threshold, you’ve just got Grape Nuts.
Even more, the off brand Nutty Nuggets.
These are spicy 🔥 beetles!
Congrats
More of a beetle feeder, no?
I feel like in order to think of doing this, they must have gone through the logistics and tested the plan
Nah things like this just come to me, kinda like intrusive thoughts, then they rattle around until I tell someone.
One of the few things I have morals about is that you do not fuck with peoples food.
My pepper grinder is clear (except for the actual grinding mechanism, of course)
If you’d like we could grind up the beatles and reconstitute them into peppercorn sized balls for you
please do, i hate that band
Are your beetles reconstituted?
Would you like us to assign someone to reconstitute your beetles?
Excuse me
What?
Excuse me.
Wouldn’t Paul McCartney resist? He’s still alive.
Mine is glass on the bottom.
my pepper grinder is clear as well, but point stands, i don’t ever look there.
is your point to have the grinder so small that you can basically observe every individual seed in it to check if it’s not a beetle?
Dammit, I have those. Now I need to find enough beetles to fill it. Do you know how long that is going to take?
Depends on if you buy them in bulk or hunt them down one by one.
Yes officer, this one right here
I briefly worked ina health food bar factory that focused on raw or at least fresh ingredients. You are 100% eating bug parts.
Scientists who work with cockroaches often develop an allergy to them, which leads to them being allergic to ground coffee. Whole bean coffee is still okay. The difference is how likely you are to grind up a cockroach vs. a commercial coffee grinder. One of many sources.
Ick. I’ve only had a few cups of pre-ground coffee in my life, because they were uniformly awful. I’d believe dead cockroaches are why, for sure.
Congratulations, you’re the inaugural entry in my “people not to have over for dinner” list.
Satan thoughts
Delete this post
mine are acrilic, I’d see i am wise to your wiley ways op!
Serves those rich, pepper-mill using people right! If you’re not scavenging your meals from dumpsters, you’re probably exploiting the working class somehow.
I got my pepper mill from a good will :(
Then it probably already came with beetles. You get a pass.
Oh, a robot nurse replacing real human workers!? REAL NICE!
good will
So you inherited it?
I don’t use pepper but I use Himalayan crystal salt so your point stands, there could be decent amount of dead Buddhist monks there.
(I guess I’ll have to be checking from now on.)
To be fair, anyone eating normal salt could in fact be consuming the remains of Lot’s wife.
Where can I find large quantities of dried beetles? Asking for a friend.
Good thought 😌
“Who put Natural Red #4 in my pepper grinder?”
