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cm0002@toast.ooo to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 4 days ago

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  • bricklove@midwest.social
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    Kojimamoto Toshibayamaha is like the Japanese equivalent of Fordchrysler Smithston

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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    They take away my tiny little swiss army knife but the samurai gets to keep his katana? Unfair!

    • f314@lemmy.world
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      This is a train, though

      • dalekcaan@feddit.nl
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        I don’t see how that’s any better. Can you imagine if terrorists hijacked that train and crashed it into a building?

        • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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          It’s quite hard to steer a train anywhere else than it’s tracks

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      • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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        I mean, if it wasn’t before it is now.

    • username_1@programming.dev
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      Katana? Nah, that’s just a handle.

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    Transit seats shouldn’t have a recline function.

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      Counter proposal: they recline by keeping the top in place and sliding forward to detract from your own leg room.

      • Beacon@fedia.io
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        Sure that’s fine. I guess more broadly the rule should be that you can’t alter anyone else’s space

      • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
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        … I think I’d rather have someone’s headrest a little closer to me than feeling every movement of the person behind me as they shift in their seat with their knees wedged into mine

      • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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        My knees are already about an inch from the seat in front of me in economy. How about airlines replace seats with ship style bunks so I can fly in relative comfort.

        • piwakawakas@lemmy.nz
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          https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/apr/15/air-new-zealand-skynest-bunk-beds-sleep-pods-economy

          Looks like that will be a thing soon

        • Cethin@lemmy.zip
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          I hadn’t thought of that, but ships bunks are almost certainly more space efficient. You could stack them three high pretty easily. Throw in a curtain and I’d take that over a seat I think. Even if you’re not planning on sleeping, it sounds more comfortable.

        • Godnroc@lemmy.world
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          Airlines charge you for comfort. The transport is the same for everyone on board, but more comfortable accommodations cost more.

          If they could get away with loading people in feet-first they would, and your legs would still be too long to be comfortable.

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      Counter proposal: having to sit 90 degrees bolt upright is agony on my scar tissue after about an hour. Give me five degrees dude. I really need thirty degrees but five (an inch) is barely noticeable for you.

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      Then they should be reclined by default already. Who wants to sit completely upright for several hours? One reason I have to drive to places is that even if I recline the seat on the bus, I have back pain after an hour.

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    Normal people probably don’t know what a Gaijin even is.

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      Unless they saw the third installment of the fairly popular movie franchise Fast and Furious.

      Then they know Gaijin means “turn around, keep waking”.

      • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Gaijin means family, family means everyone start your engines.

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          Family means everyone gets left behind, and forgotten. We have a san francisco to knock over.

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    Nah, the haiku is on point.

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