• IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works
      36·
      19 days ago

      Also, seems to be missing the rest of the toppings. No way there’s any lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, bacon, or any combination of the above, on there.

      • dogdeanafternoon@lemmy.ca
        9·
        19 days ago

        There is most likely chopped onions, pickles, ketchup and mustard. I’m 99% sure it’s a double cheeseburger from McDonald’s.

          • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
            3·
            18 days ago

            Wait ketchup is a vegetable now? Fuck yes, that means I had so many vegetables on my french fries the other day! I like vegetables on hot dogs, burgers, they’re great spread over a meatloaf, as a kid I would even put vegetables on my baked beans (I still do it sometimes as an adult). Can’t forget about special sauce/1k island: mix together some mayo, mustard, a little relish, some vegetables. Mmm mmm, living healthy never tasted so good!

          • daggermoon@piefed.worldEnglish
            2·
            18 days ago

            I like green peppers so that’s something. I don’t think it’s because i’m American. I think it’s because i’m autistic.

    • [object Object]@lemmy.ca
      18·
      19 days ago

      It’s hard to melt the cheese when the patty is so thin that a 3kmph wind for 8 seconds at 22C is sufficient airflow to cool it.

      • voidsignal@lemmy.world
        7·
        19 days ago

        yeah… I don’t even understand the post. They say that being able to shower with a headphone (wtf) would be as perfect has this shit show of a burger? These people are sick.

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
    33·
    19 days ago

    The fuck do You need shower headphones for? Put a bluetooth speaker on the sink like a normal person. It doesn’t even need to be waterproof.

  • Leviathan@lemmy.world
    25·
    18 days ago

    Jesus, i really didn’t get any of what this was trying to say. Showering with headphones is perfection? A burger is perfection? This burger is perfection?

    • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
      11·
      18 days ago

      There are two memes here. The first is the image of a “perfect” burger (I prefer mine with lettuce and sesame seeds on the bread, but whatever) and the second is a joke about Americans needing burgers to be able to understand something.

  • daggermoon@piefed.worldEnglish
    141·
    18 days ago

    Instead of a burger it should be a pic of a goth girl with big titties and her feet and toes with black nail polish.

  • Phantaloons@piefed.zipEnglish
    131·
    18 days ago

    Life, if people actually bought and used headphones in public instead of being fuckin shitstains.

  • M0oP0o@mander.xyz
    11·
    18 days ago

    It does not even look good. It looks like a toy and if you managed to swallow it whole it would likely come out of you looking the same.

    Really how is that thing someones version of greatness?

        • OwOarchist@pawb.socialEnglish
          7·
          18 days ago

          Yeah, waterproof headphones exist … but washing your hair is going to be a pain.

          Better to just have a portable speaker outside the shower.

          • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
            1·
            18 days ago

            It really isn’t a problem. Even wired ones don’t get in the way as long as the hair is over them. My hair is almost down to my ass, and the first headphones I ever used in the shower were cheap skull candy ones that were wired Bluetooth. No issues at all hair wise. No issues at all tbh, other than sounding like crap because they were cheap skull candy buds.

            “Better” is always situational as well. Better for one person in their situation can change in a different place or time. You get two different people in different places with different needs, and “Better” is so subjective as to be useless as a term.

            As an example: quality of sound. The portable speaker is going to vary massively by price when it comes to being clear in sound once loud enough to counter the water noises. Even cheap ear buds don’t have to go as loud to bypass water noise because they at least partly block the sound from reaching the ear in the first place. Which means the sound can be better, and less likely to be uncomfortable due to volume.

            Neighbors in close quarters, housemates and timing, personal preferences regarding controlling playback, hearing acuity, etc. There’s a ton of variables in what’s going to be a desirable condition for enjoying music while bathing/showering. So, no, a portable speaker isn’t inherently better. It’s a choice for sure, but just because one person finds it preferable doesn’t make it superior