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MinguPingu@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 9 days ago

Pricing Monopoly

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Pricing Monopoly

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MinguPingu@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 9 days ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    “How much is this can of Coke?”

    “Just add $50 to whatever it normally is somewhere else.”

    • OwOarchist@pawb.social
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      And also the free water fountain was shut down ‘for public safety’ during Covid and hasn’t been turned back on since.

      So now you’ll either pay $50 for a beverage, or you’ll die of dehydration.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        I learned how to survive in such a situation from TV!

        goes to the bathroom and drinks his own pee

  • Flamekebab@piefed.social
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    Honestly, that seems low.

  • iamericandre@lemmy.world
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    Kind bar at the supermarket: 1.99

    Kind bar at the airport: 19.99

    • lacethespace@sh.itjust.works
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      Not kind at all!

      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        Supermarket: Kind bar

        Airport: Cruel bar

  • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
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    Can I get cheese on that?
    “That’s $7.”

  • carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works
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    You mean $30

    • Etterra@discuss.online
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      $29.99

    • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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      For the doritos alone

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    Do airport prices not end on 0.99?

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      Nah that’s for supermarket and petrol station noobs

      Airports just go for the throat because fuck you

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        What are you going to do? Go to another airport?

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          Ideally. I’d hate for my trip to the airport to not include going to another airport.

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            What’s your success rate there?

            • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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              Currently 100% outside small hobbyist airports, but given the state of aviation I’m not certain the streak will continue

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                Impressive, to be honest.

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          In Brisbane I’d stop at the big servo before going to the terminal if I could

          My daughter works at the Brisbane Airport. She avoids buying anything from there

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    One of those items

  • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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    When travelling, carry your own Food Bag.

    Never know when your plane will get redirected/stuck on the tarmac.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      And poop bag. #baglife

      • wake@quokk.au
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        Just don’t mix them up

  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe
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    Wait until you get on the plane.

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    Went to a McDonald’s at an airport recently. $8 for fries and a sweet iced tea.

    • adarza@lemmy.ca
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      not even double the price of a ‘regular’ mcdonalds. where did you find such a great price?

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