Without a base, without a trace y’all.
And also it’s glass, so you can relive 1 man 1 jar.
Handle is big enough, can’t wait to try it.
The first time I saw this meme I thought it was about how you shouldn’t have glass bottles on the beach. I used to be innocent.
In Japan bringing glass beer to the beach is legal and socially accepted, yet you don’t see shards of glass on the beach because people take home their waste to properly recycle.
North Americans are fascinated by a society that is not assholes.
Japan needs to get themselves some bottle kids.
Are beer cans not legal?
Please don’t take glass to the beach.
What if I just heated up the sand to 1650°C while I was there?
Yeah that’s fine. I’m mostly concerned about invasive glass.
I hear its the 3rd most invasive thing in the world, behind plants, animals, and the British at the very top.
Taking glass to the beach is fine. Leaving it there is a problem.
Perhaps they live in one of those countries where driving on the beach is normal but cleaning up after yourself is not.
It’s the risk of shattering and never getting all the shards cleaned up, I assume
But you can stick normal bottles in the sand… This is a solution looking for a problem, and I think the person who made it just wants to have one in their ass.
Why would anyone want to stick a beer into hot sand?
What if you’re at the beach and could really do with a warm beer?
blah! this beer is too cold!
- It’s not hard to stick a bottle in the sand at the beach anyway, just twist as you press.
- If it’s not concave at the bottom, it doesn’t need the ring of little ridges to sit on the shelf.
- This would be very hard to store and transport, significantly increasing costs for a niche perceived customer benefit.
This bottle does not exist.
This design is purely a conceptual artwork and is not a commercially available product. There are no plans whatsoever to manufacture or sell it. It was simply intended to inspire a moment of reflection on the sea. It is not intended for any other use beyond visual contemplation. That is all there is to it.
Ah thank you for digging that out.
A design like this is asking for problems. They should at least have given it a flared top.
To stop it sinking too far into the sand, right? … Right?
You can already do this with any bottle. All this did was prohibit them from being set down on flat surfaces.
Vacuum may be an issue, caution is advised.
The inside of your ass will crack that glass like its a paper cup.
It should be fine until you put your weight on it. We have that documentary about it
Documentary. 😄
Now I want someone to use AI to narrate that video in Morgan Freeman’s voice.Andy Dufresne let that bottle crawl through 500 yards of shit smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, or maybe I just don’t want to.
Well its not a pickle jar
You must have buns of steel. Unclench every once in a while, sheesh.
Now this is power bottoming
Dudes always bragging about their snappers. Smdh
but then all my jelly beans will fall out
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I’ll take two dildo beers please. Slightly heated.
It’s ribbed on the bottom
ITT: people don’t understand that it’s and art piece and not for mass production
Not for ass production.
Nope. It will become art when it’s first used for its intended purpose
Makes Molotov cocktails more aerodynamic also.
So your beer can heat up even faster!
I was putting my beer bottles in the sand just fine before the Glass Anal Invader came along. Now, if someone was laying face down right next to my chair, then yes, I might consider using this.
Y’all motherfuckers need dildos.
With flared bases. Or big ol’ balls.
