Had a group of Christians approach me while i was looking at nail polish in an Ulta. Even after i said no thank you as politely as an angel they still insisted on letting me now their imagery friend loved me. If anyone in the lgbt+ community acted like that in public Christians would call it grooming.
knock knock knock
Hello, have you heard about our lord and savious Luigi Magione?
Sidebar, I had a friend who specifically went after straight guys, double points if they had a girlfriend or wife. Strange fetish and a little unethical but to each their own. But to the point, he didn’t go door to door knocking. Club to club maybe.
I’ve been on the other end of that, and the gay guys accept a “no” thrice as fast as the Jehovahs do.
It’s gotten mainstream and therefore its cringe. Nobody likes HR trainings and iniciatives.
Your HR says stuff about religion? I just did this year’s mandatory training and there was no mention. (I work in tech which is basically a cult already)
They probably mean in the media portraying lgbt relationships. A lot of right wingers think it’s too much. Imagine saying that to on-screen interracial relationships…
Nonsense. The real over-representation in media is step-siblings and step-parents, in the last 10 years that’s all you ever see.
Maybe the temptation they feel is the gays knocking from inside and that’s why they’re mad
I never had a Cristian knock on my door to convert me, just Mormons and JW
Both of those are christians
I know JWs dont claim to be…
I guess my ex JW friend is wrong or some shit 😂
Has a gay person ever knocked on your door to convert you?
No, but I imagine it would make a whole lot of Republican secret wishes come true.
When the Mormons knock on my door I just ask them to sweep my driveway
I’m a straight cis het dude. I have never felt oppressed by gay homies. Like how hard is it just not give a fuck?
how hard is it just not give a fuck?
See, that’s why it’s so hard for homophobes to be around gay people. They want to give a fuck, but they can’t handle their own social stigma so they want it outlawed to remove the temptation.
Real.
Like how hard is it just not give a fuck?
OMG you said how hard you are why do you want to fuck me you fag!?
I’m confused and horny. Only if you’re down though. Consent is King.
I’m also horny and confused and my DMs are consensually open
Respectfully watches
😉
😬 Confusion and consent are a tricky combination
Jasmine was an awakening for me.
Same. And Jessica Rabbit. I wasn’t sure what was happening in my trousers but I knew I could ask my mum.
I have straight aura, and I 've been in a lot of queer spaces where people think i was the token straight, no one never tried to convert me.
But that one time the charity i was working for found a partnership with a local catholic church, suddenly i have to explain over and over why i don’t need religion in my life.
Ask them about all of the lawsuits involving priests.
I have a cynical scientific aura from before 2000 that thinks talking about auras is fucking stupid. I hope it’s contagious, or that every time you say “aura” unironically a fly finds its way in your mouth.
Negative auramaxxing
The majority of our thinking is subconscious and sometimes we use metaphors to explain how it communicates to our conscious.
I have a hose hooked up at the front of the house for the next time the Mormons show up with specific details about my family.
But id make cookies if ever a mini pride parade visited my doorstep.Good evening, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, cock?
do we gotta talk about it or do you want to just put it in my mouth?
Our Gaylord.
Can’t decide if that’s David Mitchell or Benny Andersson.
Apparently it’s Robert Redford, a brief scene from this movie
Jerimiah Johnson
Pretty sure there’s a chin under that beard, so David Mitchell’s out. Must be Benny I guess!
I mean, there’s definitely LGBTQ propaganda, friendly media, organizing, etc. But then there’s also a superabundance of cis-het advertising, peer pressure, and the like.
It’s something of a joke that the gay majority groups will express disgust and annoyance with “breeders” in terms strikingly similar to what I’ve heard from homophobic family.
But like so much else in American society, the thing that makes these spectacles aggravating isn’t the gender or sexuality nearly so much as the relentless marketing of consumer products.
Perhaps we could find some common ground if gay and straight folks alike agreed the deluge of advertisement needed to come to an end.
I’m sure somebody out there has an actual political sexual exhibitionism fetish…
Hi, gay folk here! June is mostly just cringey corporate rainbow washing.
There’s plenty of fun parties in June, if you’ve got friends in the community.
But thanks to dickweeds like Ken Paxton, a lot of the rainbow washing has dried up and been replaced by corporate Christian Fascism.
Excuse me sir, are you familiar with cock?
Yes, but do come in.
Quite thoroughly, yes
fist bump
