In some studies, at the end of them, I see:
“quitting smoking reduces your chance of dying from all causes.”
So if I quit smoking I’m less likely to get hit by a bus?
As a former ICU nurse I can tell you that someone who has been taking good care of their body, is fit and healthy, has a better chance of survival and less complications while recovering as someone who didn’t. No matter the injury.
If you get hit by a bus and your lung is compromised it has a harder time compensating for the injury if it was already damaged.
So yes. You might have a better chance to survive a car crash if you haven’t been smoking.
That’s interesting. I hadn’t thought of that. Thanks.
You might have a better chance to survive a car crash if you haven’t been smoking.
That’s probably why I’ve survived so many car crashes.
It sounds a bit like your poor driving is the cause for you to survive so many car crashes.
But not poor enough to cause any fatal crashes. There’s a driving skill sweet spot where you have maximum crash survival.
You can have one fatal crash. As a treat.
OP: mom, can we have a fatal crash?
OP’s mom: we have fatal crash at home
Fatal crash at home: idk where I’m going with this
There’s your problem. I haven’t survived a car crash since I started smoking!
I’ve never survived being hit by a bus, and I don’t smoke. Checkmate, atheists.
Yeah. Came here to write exactly this.
What OP misunderstood is the old tale of mortality vs. lethality.
In a simplified explanation: Mortality defines the percentage of deaths in a population by a cause.
Lethality is the percentage of deaths of people suffering from a cause.
In our case:
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Smokers might only get hit by a bus slightly less often or slightly more often(1) (Mortality)
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But they have a far greater chance of dying from it when they get hit. The same can be said for being shot,etc. Being a smoker always reduces your statistical chances.
(1:Actually quite fascinating - there is conflicting evidence on that one, as smoking is often statistically associated with substance abuse and bad health - which increases the likelihood of major trauma events, but on the other hand smokers die earlier,leaving more old people to walk in front of vehicles due to reduced cognitive abilities)
We must do something about all these old people getting run over by buses.
Less busses, more big trucks. Truck-Chan will isekai them safely.
I wonder what happens when the truck driver and the old person both smoke. Does that cancel them out? 🤔
Puff, puff, pass away
Quick maffs.
Free cigarettes! Should help reduce the number of old people getting run over by buses
Indeed is major trauma (which getting run over by a bus is a euphemism for) a much overlooked concern for older people (especially “the younger” old people, which are between 60-75).
smoking is often statistically associated with substance abuse and bad health - which increases the likelihood of major trauma events, but on the other hand smokers die earlier,leaving more old people to walk in front of vehicles due to reduced cognitive abilities)
So what about if we control for age? Are old smokers more or less likely to get hit by a bus than old non-smokers?
Quick, someone do an RCT.
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Wild and well put, thanks!
You should ABSOLUTELY quit smoking. Also, you should stop getting hit by buses. Neither one are good for you.
Totally agree, buses suck! More to the other one, I haven’t had a real cigarette since 31 July; it had been 28 years of smoking with a few short breaks scattered in.
It is insane the tastes I’ve tasted recently, as a die hard Dr Pepper fan I don’t know if I’ll be able to keep drinking it, it’s just too sweet now. Quitting smoking might lead to a healthier lifestyle all around.
Congratulations on quitting smoking. I quit about 20 years ago. I tried a cigarette after being off of them for awhile. It tasted so nasty I don’t know why I ever started.
Congratulations to you too! Finger’s crossed I’ll get to post the same in a couple decades.
He is trying to build immunity.
Gotta start small. Get hit by e-scooters and mopeds, then move up to sedans and eventually SUVs. Starting with a bus won’t be good for you at all.
Just make sure you don’t develop an allergic reaction. Could happen with too much exposure
I have cut down on my bus addiction. I feel much better now.
Bus force trauma.
Yes. Everyone knows the bus comes when you light a cigarette.
One of my “modern” folk song is about exactly this phenomenon.
Edit: here it is, if someone is interested, it’s an old-styled, descending, parlando rubato hungarian folk song. I noted it down using solmization.
A 2/4||: la,/8 mi/8 mi/8 re/8 | mi/4+ mi/8 | ti,/8 do/8 re/8 mi/8 | ti,/4 la,/4 | ti,/2* :| B ||: do/8 do/8 ti,/8 la,/8 | mi/8 re/8 do/4 | ti,/2* | do/8 do/8 do/8 re/8 | mi/8 re/8 do/8 | ti,/2* | C || so,/8 so,/8 so,/8 so,/8 | so,/4* do/8 ta,/8* | la,/2** ||(the comma after the solmization indicates the note being in a lower octave. Plus sign after a not length value means it’s dotted. Asteriks means fermata. Also, there is one strange solmization note (used in relative solmization) which I marked as “ta”, it’s a flat ti.)
And the lyrics (in hungarian)
“Várakozom én a százötvenegyes buszra, ( A )
Kezemben készen a sodort cigaretta, ( A )
Meg is gyújtom azon nyomban, ( B )
Szippantok belőle hosszan, ( B )
Ah, de megjött már az a busz.” ( C )Which translates to this (I used ChatGPT for the translating, told it to be a bit more… free or poetic or idk):
“Standing at the stop, the one-fifty-one in sight,
In my hand, a cigarette rolled tight.
I light it up, breathe in the smoke,
A long, deep breath, with every toke,
Ah, but now the bus is here, just right.”Wow, that song totally rocks 🤘
🤘 thanks dude
Lights Cigarette
Immediately assassinated by Truck-Kun
Gets Isekai Anime with Absurdly Specific Title
Profit?
How did truck-kun hit me while I was out here in international waters? Damn.
“The Time I Got Isekai’d For Smoking And Turned Into A Level 100 Smoke Demon”
Lol
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I’m going to echo korimee, and add that it’s statistics.
When you’re tallying causes of death, like cancer, heart disease, stroke, organ failure, pathogens, whatever; if you factor in whether or not people smoke, smokers die younger from those things, and are a higher percentage of deaths like that as opposed to old age.
Non smokers get those things later, statistically, and have better chances of not only surviving, but recovering. Take stroke as an example. On average, the chances of severe disability from a stroke goes up the more risk factors you have. Smokers are less likely to survive a stroke, and if they do, have worse outcomes when they’re stabilized. Then they have less resilience during the recovery process, leading to worse disability statistically.
The final question you asked only applies obliquely, and others have covered that it would only apply in limited cases. Accidental death, the uptick for smokers is essentially meaningless. For the specific “hit by a bus” kind of accidental death, distraction is how it usually happens anyway, but smokers trying to light up might have a slight extra chance of distraction, but I couldn’t see any data on that with a quick DDG search
Ok, it’s kind of worded weird. I guess that makes sense.
It means all causes collectively, not each and every cause individually.
Then shouldn’t it either be changed to “of any cause” or terminate after “dying”.
If you got hit by a bus your chance for recovery would be better as a non-smoker than a smoker.
Also you’re more likely to be milling around outside
Buses drive outside.
People tend to step outside for a smoke.
So yeah, you actually might be more likely to get hit by a bus if you smoke, your smoking spot is anywhere near a bus route, and you are ducking out there 2-4 times a day to stand there smoking while you play with your phone.
Could happen
Let’s say you’re a smoker and your workplace says you have to go outside to smoke.
It’s the middle of November, it’s cold, it’s rainy, you’re outside smoking and get pneumonia.
Your lungs are already weak from smoking and the pneumonia kills you.
If you quit smoking, you would have been inside, dry, safe, less likely to contract pneumonia and less likely to die from it if you get it.
Fair enough, thanks.
It references general body health and the sorts of things that make you age and die. Heart health, lung condition, oral health, stroke risk, skin quality, etc. All of that stuff is affected negatively by smoking. Stopping nearly instantly makes these things better, and they improve over time. So basically if you stop smoking, any way you could die of natural causes drops.
I’d think it would be pretty hard for one person to die from all of them
Oh yeah? Try and stop me!
Dying from all causes sounds like a really rough last page.
Doctor, what did he die of? … Everything!
It means your life expectancy immediately increases. There are some things that, depending on your age, improving won’t improve life expectancy. ie, a 99 year old doing something that reduces their risk of colon cancer but nothing else will not reduce their chances of dying because something else will kill them first with 100% certainty.
Quitting smoking decreases risk of death for absolutely everyone in every circumstance
Smoking makes you more visible because of the trail of smoke giving away your location - cessation makes it harder for cars to hunt you down and run you over.
Less sarcastically it’s a way of saying that your overall life expectancy is increasing as it decreases the probability that you’d die from a pretty wide array of causes… that bus is going to hit you regardless of how much you smoke but it’s less likely something else kills you first.
That explains why I keep getting shot while smoking in my fox hole. The enemy can see my smoke rings like a target.
