Note: works for fur only
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Sphynx Cats
When a sphynx or a Rex get shiny, its time for a bath.
Isn’t hair and fur the same thing, we just call hair on animals fur
Sphynx cats don’t have hair/fur 😋
Whenever I see one, I want to crochet them a sweater. I don’t even know how to crochet, I just feel like they need it.
That’s so relatable. They just look like they would be so cold!
Also cat: my asshole tastes acceptable today. Also human: that asshole I just ate tastes acceptable today.
Obvious conclusion: cats and humans are genetically identical.
Mmmm yummy yummy billionaires
Enough talk.
How many of you have cats that look like they should be in a hair commercial?
Edit: ITT, Send me cat pics
Merry Christmas to you too!
Blob void, 13/10
Such magnificent floof…
I know just the diet for all these cats…
Does it start with ‘V’ and end in a ban?
I can guarantee you that cat was brushed by a human just before that shot. No alley cat in the wild would ever look like that from just licking.
Good nutrition too. That’s a cat that gets the best and it shows.
Hot tip for humans: You too can have healthier hair if you eat better, get sleep, exercise and reduce stress!
(Unless you have baldness genes, in which case, shave that shit and own it.)
eat better, get sleep, exercise and reduce stress
I love this idea even though I’d probably need to quit my job.
You can choose only 2
Society treats feral cats better than homeless hominids
The Soviets built cost effective, durable homes for all their homeless (tens of millions since most of the destruction in ww2 happened on the eastern front) and the world will never forgive them for it.
they also disappeared millions of people and oversaw an oppressive police state for 80 years, then collapsed their country into the criminal oligarch state that is the modern Russian Federation. Fuck the Soviets.
“Mussolini made the trains run on time!”
It’s not implausible that, among the enzymes in cat saliva, there are some which evolved to maintain the condition of the cat’s coat.
But how will we know if it’s in our saliva if we never lick ourselves clean?
Get a tongue extension and try it out. For science.
Don’t people also give their cats food that explicitly aids them in growing a better coat?
That, and cat hair is much finer.
The something is not scrubbing out all the oils with alkaline cleaners every single day forever.
Yup. I only wash my hair with water. No shampoo. We never needed that shit in the first place
You should clean your hair to limit bacterial growth and remove pests. You just don’t need to strip the oils out daily.
Once a month when I go to the barber shop. Or if I really need to clean my hair, I use baking soda.
That poor barber…
No really I have clean hair. No smell, not greasy, soft and strong. But I have to wash it every day with clean water and brush it. That’s it
I remember the trustafarians in college 20 years ago that would claim your hair naturally cleans itself and it doesn’t smell.
They always smelled.
they weren’t using soap and water on themselves. not necessarily a hair issue.
You and I have VERY different hair then. My hair is horrific if I get it wet and don’t soap it.
Exactly, my hair will morph into every possible haircut at once as soon as it get’s wet and then dries without having been soaped.
i have long hair and it’s horrific when i take care of it. without all the gross oils and sticks and rocks my hair balloons
Also something related I never came to grips with: cat’s breath = the stench of a thousand decaying corpses. Licks fur constantly. Fur = the smell of springtime itself.
My (unfortunately late) void had a scratching post with the top level just at my nose height, so whenever he lolled around there I made a point of taking a deep breath of fluffy freshness.
I have owned many cats, and I have huffed deeply of them all.
Cat fur, cat toes, cat bellies, all have these unique and wonderful scents that are probably more connected to our emotional connections to them than the actual nature of the scent itself. This should teach us a lot about social conditioning and our senses.
Taxoplasmosis has also successfully made us subservient in mindset
My cats breath isn’t really bad. I thought if their breath was bad it means they likely have something wrong in there.
Cats really do smell great
I’ve noticed that after switching my cat to raw food his fur is a lot smoother.
Ive been wanting to do this lately, do you have an resources on how to go about it economically?
Economically no. I live in the UK and use Bella and Duke. Not sure if they trade in any other countries. I gave them my cat’s weight and for £43.80 they send me just enough food to feed him for a month.
That’s a bit pricey compared to supermarket cat food but frankly I can afford it and it’s worth it for the health benefits as well as the convenience. Also I can’t think of a company I’ve ever had better customer service from. They called me the day after I received my first box and asked if I had any issues.
From what I’ve read it can help delay the kidney problems that inevitably come with age. Like I say I’ve noticed an improved coat but more importantly he doesn’t vomit anymore which he used to occasionally and he has firmer, less frequent, better smelling turds.
If you think of it a certain way, £43.80 per month is a lot cheaper than people food.
Speaking of which, what about leftovers from butchers and fishmongers? You can get not just meat and bones but liver and other parts, it’s processed to human standards of hygiene, and it’s cheap.
Speaking of which, what about leftovers from butchers and fishmongers?
Probably a good, cheap way to go if you can find a butcher or fishmonger that’s willing to sell it to you.
But I prefer the convenience of getting it delievered as I do with most stuff.
I believe there was a few tips in the c/vegan lemmy recently for cat nutrition
I have 2 cats, the orange has a thicker fur and it was never very soft but the tuxedo has a velvet, soft, shinny fur. It’s so amazing that I pet her for too lomg sometimes and get a bitch slap
That something is hairballs.
You don’t need shampoo or conditioner except sometimes medicinally!
And more often socially.
Soap works fine.
It literally only needs 3 ingredients – water, lye and oil.And conditioner in most cases is just a bunch of solvents and surfactants meant to spread silicone over your hair.
It’s been 2 years now since I’ve used shampoo, just been rinsing with water only since. I’m no cosmetologist but my hair feels perfectly normal and healthy, and without telling him anything’s changed, my barber hasn’t been able to tell a difference. The first few weeks after stopping using shampoo my hair did get pretty greasy, but it eventually settled down and now it’s totally fine. Instead of stripping away the natural oils with shampoo and replacing them with the synthetic oils in conditioner, just let your natural oils come back. Granted, this doesn’t apply to everyone, I am lucky enough to have a hair type that I’m able to do this with.
Your barber probably wouldn’t tell you if they think your hair is kinda gross unless it was so bad they wanted to reject you as a client.
lol that’s true but I should’ve said that I asked him how my scalp looks (since I can’t really look at it closely myself), and he said “yeah seems fine, maybe a little dry.” That is one thing that I noticed during the winter that dandruff got a little worse since skin dries out during the winter, but when it warms back up the dandruff dies down again. So again just to be clear, not everyone can stop using shampoo/conditioner especially if they have some kind of scalp condition, but for those people with the right hair type, it’s totally fine and really not a big deal at all. You don’t stink, your hair doesn’t smell like anything at all really (as long as you are still regularly taking showers, I’m not saying to stop taking showers lol).
My scalp condition is that I have too much hair. Too dense and thick, it gets greasy after not washing it 1 day, so I don’t even dare to replicate your experiment.
I also used to have a cold weather dandruff problem, but that was solved entirely when I started always air drying after every shower. Thanks to a random tip years ago on reddit. My dandruff problem was apparently because of humidity.
The adjustment period is real. I was showering twice a day when I stopped shampooing, because my hair (lots of it, but fine and not coarse) got greasy quick. After a few weeks, it normalized. I can shower once a day now. I still wash it by running my fingers and water through it over and over, so it doesn’t smell. I still have a somewhat dry scalp though, it didn’t really fix that. Don’t really have dandruff, but if I scratch my scalp a bunch or use a comb directly on it several times, I’ll have to rinse the dandruff out.
Potentially part of your issue is that you use shampoo, particularly if it’s really strong. Shampoo strips oil from your hair, which is why you need conditioner to add oil back. Your scalp naturally produces oil to protect your hair. If you strip it, particularly if you don’t replace it, your scalp will go crazy producing oil.
Eventually going no-poo this dies down as everything normalizes. For a little while, it’ll be pretty oily though. What I did many years ago is I went from washing with shampoo daily to every other day, to once or twice a week, reducing until I hit zero. Wash with water daily though. I also recommend trying conditioner washing as an alternative to transition as well. The oil in your hair will bind to the oil in the conditioner and clean your hair, but it doesn’t strip it dry. That’ll probably help reduce how much your scalp needs to produce.
Obviously it’s your hair. Everyone is different. This may not be something that can work for you, but you can’t know until you do some experiments. I wouldn’t assume it’s the case yet.
I’m saying stop taking showers. But over there where you are, not near me.
I’ve been no-poo for many years now. I’ve had barbers ask me what I do to keep my hair so nice.
People shampoo to remove oils and then use conditioner to add oils. It doesn’t make sense, except once you view it through the lense of capitalism and them creating a need to sell you another product.
I mostly just wash with water daily, and about once every week to a month, whenever it feels like it needs to be done, I do a conditioner wash where I just use conditioner to clean my hair.
The same is true for shaving gels/creams. I wasn’t really sure what the point of my shaving cream was, only that my skin started to itch the next day if I used it. So I tried to shave without it and lo and behold, it’s fine without. I notice no difference in shaving, but my skin doesn’t itch anymore and I use 1 less product
I shave with a double edge razor and don’t usually do a clean shave, just clean up the edges of my facial hair, but yeah I don’t usually use that stuff either. It’s mostly not required. When I do do a clean shave I do use shave soap, but it’s also nicer quality than the cream or gel you’d buy in a store, with lanolin, tallow, and/or other oils added. It’s slightly more effort but if I’m going through the effort of a clean shave anyway I like to enjoy it.
You’ve saved me a good chunk of typing, thank you.
Same, although I’ve been going for longer than two years. Honestly, I cant really remember when I stopped use shampoo. But if I don’t shower for a day, it starts looking a little greasy. I have lots of straight fine hair, run the water and my fingers through it rigorously in the shower, and then I come out, scrunch it with the towel (dont rub, it will break the hair fibers) and then air dry. Get compliments on my hair all the time.
As for smell, it just smells like hair. It can get slightly more pungent if I dont shower, but otherwise it just smells like me. Every once in a while I ask my full-poo GF to check if my hair smells because my own noseblindness, and she hasn’t told me to go shower yet.
Definitely when you go from poo to no-poo, your hair is extra greasy. I don’t know the science behind it, but it seems to over produce oils and takes a couple weeks to normalize. During that period I was showering once in the morning and once at night, again running my fingers and water through my hair for ~2-3 minutes straight. After a while my hair didnt get so greasy.
When I use soap or shampoo, my hair loses all of its body and shine doesn’t go back to normal for a day or so.
I imagine for some people this works, but for others it doesn’t. I do feel a little weird when people ask me what my “secret” is and I’m literally like “yeah just don’t wash it lol”
If you do not apply some sort of (proven) cleaning agent to your hair on a reasonably frequent basis, i dont care how in touch with nature and your primal self you are, you stink. If you dont want to deal with the maintenance cut it off, rocking the wrecking ball aesthetic is pretty great actually.
The no-poo (no shampoo) movement is very real and definitely works for many people (dependant on hair type and oil secretions). Basically, once you stop washing away your natural oils daily, the production normalizes and then a regular rinse with water and occasionally something like diluted soap, lemon juice or apple cider vinegar.
I’ve met them, I was one, I know them. You wouldn’t know unless they told you.
The only people saying you should use shampoo daily are the shampoo makers. Most people can get away with once a week.
and occasionally something like diluted soap, lemon juice or apple cider vinegar.
i.e. some sort of (proven) cleaning agent
By occasionally, they mean once a month at most.
Hair only stinks if you get crap in it.
Like… oils and dander?
What’s next, not washing your sheets because body soil is natural?
Uhm, no? That’s quite a leap you made there.
For a normal human with no health problems affecting their oil production/smell, if you aren’t using shampoo/conditioner to constantly strip the oils from your hair, you very quickly stop overproducing oil.
Bedsheets and pillows should still be washed regularly, since they definitely get covered in excess skin oils/grime/etc.
But as long as you are caring for your hair in other ways like brushing daily and keeping it away from food/grease/mud/etc, using soap isn’t necessary unless you actually soil it - rinsing is enough to get rid of sweat buildup.
Obviously, if you are working something like a trade job, its not possible to avoid debris, grime and other things and you need to wash your hair more, but an office job? Retail? Just brush and rinse regularly, and your hair will smell and look just fine.
What’s next, stop wiping your butt because poop is natural?
Okay, but it’s important for everyone elseto know that they aren’t going years without using a cleaning agent like wild animals.
You ever smell an animal’s fur? It’s not great.
My cats smell just fine. The dog on the other hand…
True, but you aren’t a cat. You’re an ape.
How do you think an ape smells?
If you are brushing them often, feeding them good food, and not letting your dog roll in everything, they smell a lot better.
That being said, animals in general do have stronger smelling oils than humans - often for some evolutionarily advantageous reasons.
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On the other hand, dogs don’t sweat.
You can also clean your hair with conditioner or even rose water in between instead of soaps or vinegar. See the curlygirl subreddit for details about safer hair products that won’t mess up curl patterns
You all smell, sorry.
Btw, i use shampoo with urea (skin issues) and noticed it makes the hair stronger and glossier.
So you piss on your skin, too! I’m glad I’m not the only one
With that argumentation, don’t ever eat anything; it has animal piss in it.
That’s why I piss on all my cooking, the freshest animal piss wins
i saw that episode of Lost. if you get stung by a sea creature, just get your buddy to piss on you.
Save money and use saliva. 😉
If I could lick the top of my head then you know I would…
Lick your paw and then use the paw to distribute saliva on your head.
you want to polish up a cat, brush him. My boy Harry would shine up so bright after a good brush. My current girl Izzy is kinda frizzy anyway but she’ll take a satin finish.
Shaving what little hair I have left on my head is so much more convenient, lol.
