• A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
    174·
    2 months ago

    “Dude who’s in denial about being bisexual has hobosexual relationship with another man, is shocked that they developed feelings”

    Yeah that 100% checks out actually

      • Omniraptor@lemm.eeEnglish
        201·
        2 months ago

        depressingly common, was even more common before we let women have rights

        • AbsentBird@lemm.eeEnglish
          388·
          2 months ago

          ‘we let’ women have rights? Women fought tooth and nail for years to get those rights, and assholes are still trying to claw them away; fuck, there’s places in the US right now where women are dying because their access to healthcare has been sabotaged by a supreme court that reinterpreted the constitution to remove their rights.

          • Omniraptor@lemm.eeEnglish
            22·
            2 months ago

            “we” in this case could be the American government in general and the supreme court specifically. The fact that such an important right was “granted” by a decision of nine random schmucks and can be taken away by another decision (rather than being a law) is not a great look for that government.

            But you’re right that it was not the best phrasing. Activism is extremely important esp on more local levels

  • Nojustice@lemmy.mlEnglish
    79·
    2 months ago

    I can’t believe no one else said this but I feel it’s necessary…

    Fake and gay

    • davidagain@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      2 months ago

      A greentext. All the best greentexts are a wild ride. I admit it’s very much not always a window into how other people live, but it sure is a window into how other people think!

  • VelvetStorm@lemmy.world
    45·
    2 months ago

    Can’t tell if oop is transman or transwoman or cis guy on hrt. No matter which one they are still bi and should just learn to accept it.

      • Laurentide@pawb.socialEnglish
        71·
        2 months ago

        The same reason anyone would be: because their current body doesn’t match their gender identity and they want to change that. This person just happened to start inside the same arbitrary social category as their destination.

        • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
          3·
          2 months ago

          I’m confused

          The word cisgender (often shortened to cis; sometimes cissexual) describes a person whose gender identity corresponds to their sex assigned at birth, i.e., someone who is not transgender.

          If they’re taking hrt it sounds like they’d want to change their gender

          • Laurentide@pawb.socialEnglish
            11·
            2 months ago

            Just as some AMAB (Assigned Male At Birth) men want to look more masculine and will work out at the gym or take testosterone supplements, some AMAB men are femboys and may temporarily take feminizing HRT to look less masculine.

            Both are trying to change their bodies to better fit their gender identity, and femboy is clearly a different identity from gym bro, but they are both male gender identities.

          • VelvetStorm@lemmy.world
            4·
            2 months ago

            Low to no sexdrive and they want to have one

            Trying to stop or slow down the progression of male pattern baldness

            Loss of muscle mass.

            To fix low testosterone

            Maybe they are not trans but want to be more feminine looking.

    • Dogiedog64@lemmy.world
      42·
      2 months ago

      Anon is a closeted bi and open femboy, and just doesn’t want to admit he likes it. Meanwhile, he’s totally fine being someone’s FB for free rent, but also feels guilty that he is kinda messing with his other friends in the meantime.

      Basically, Anon is a moron.

      • CleoTheWizard@lemmy.worldEnglish
        151·
        2 months ago

        Sounds more to me like anon isn’t romantically attracted to men but is sexually. Which is very confusing if you don’t have words for it but that simple language/label would solve anons problems

        • Dogiedog64@lemmy.world
          8·
          2 months ago

          FB - Fuck Buddy, Friend with Benefits, or whatever you wanna call it. Someone who engages in regular sexual activities with a small group of people, usually just one, in exchange for some good or service. In Anon’s case, he’s a power-bottom femboy who gets fucked in exchange for free rent.

      • Comment105@lemm.ee
        161·
        2 months ago

        > writes gay fanfic with really weird twists
        > wtf, gay shit is fucking weird

  • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    34·
    2 months ago

    Is self-identified cis people getting HRT a thing? I’m genuinely curious, I assume it’s all DIY, right? In any case, that was a wild ride

    • Omniraptor@lemm.eeEnglish
      17·
      2 months ago

      wonder how some of the greedier telehealth hrt providers (not naming names but it’s all on Google) would react if someone straight up said “I’m cis but want to be more attractive to a certain demographic, gimme the femboy pills”. I’d give 70/30 they’d eventually agree.

      p.s. personally I think hrt should be maximally cheap and sold over the counter.

    • recklessengagement@lemmy.world
      121·
      2 months ago

      I know a straight cis femboy who wants to take HRT - I dont fully understand it, but I respect its his right to do what he wants with his body and identify however he pleases.

      Some people just want more customization options I guess

    • CrystalRainwater@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      2·
      1 month ago

      Think some HRT femboys do consider themselves cis. At that point tho imo it’s just a matter of personal labels since they are definitely non conforming

  • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip
    33·
    2 months ago

    Had this friend who swears he was straight. But. He loved dicks, coz they’re “so aethetical” and despised vajayjays coz “they’re disgusting axe-wounds”. When i dared saying he sounds more gay than straight he was furiously pissed and in the end quit the friendship coz I’m just “straightphobe” and seeing gays everywhere.

    I didn’t really know - being a logical being - how to react to all of this. He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.

    • thanatotus@lemmy.ml
      7·
      2 months ago

      Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi or gay.

      That’s hilarious, I wouldn’t know how to react lmao

      • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip
        5·
        2 months ago

        In hindsight it kinda was funny. Though also supersad, seeing him THAT delusional just because we are the remnants of a generation brought up with hate for gays. I didn’t really cared about his sexual preferences. He was a great dude. Yet he’s gone due to this repression of such a trivial matter.

    • Hadriscus@lemm.ee
      5·
      2 months ago

      He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.

      Nah, lol. I can’t believe this

      • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip
        1·
        1 month ago

        I still can’t either… Then again, people really believe some fantasy-stories about some omnipotent god and his son’s adventures on earth. So why shouldn’t one believe one is straight, despite all sign one is not. At least it would make more sense than most cults stories 😁

    • davidagain@lemmy.worldEnglish
      25·
      2 months ago

      Straight men have prostates too. If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!

      In other news, greentexts are sometimes a bit of a wild ride, and I maintain that the best ones always are.

      Humanity. We’re a diverse bunch. We really really are.

      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
        8·
        2 months ago

        If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!

        I’m a man. I can make myself cum. Therefore, I must be gay.

        Humanity. We’re a diverse bunch. We really really are.

        I agree with the sentiment, but the idea that a dude - particularly a young horny dude - isn’t going to cum with a fucking sexy whisper in his ear is crazy. Never even mind the Kinsey Scale, this seems to deny the idea of being horny.

        • davidagain@lemmy.worldEnglish
          5·
          2 months ago

          In other news, my friend got me to try carrot in his meat and potato pie, and I was all “keep that orange shit off my plate” but he was persistent and I caved and tried it for the first time in a decade (with a big chunk of meat) and I didn’t hate it at all.

          I shouted at him when he fed me “some kind of exotic shredded fruit peel cake, try it, it’s really moist and tasty” and when I liked it admitted it was carrot cake. I shouted a lot, and he just laughed at me and offered me another stupid delicious slice, the git.

          So I think the lesson we all learned is that when I think I can’t possibly be persuaded to try something and that I find the very idea unpleasant, I might well be wrong. Quite, quite wrong.

          So, Jamie, wherever you are these days, sorry. If I had my time over I’d give it a try. The internet agrees with your point about who gives the best head, and I hope you’re happy somewhere with some lucky guy who is indeed having the Jamie “I wouldn’t just blow your dick, I would fucking blow your mind” treatment. Seems stupid in retrospect not to have said yes.

          You did say “call me when you’re drunk and horny enough”. Well, today’s that day, but I don’t have your number and there’s no way I’m involving our parents in a decade-overdue “Does Jamie want to come round to play?”

        • davidagain@lemmy.worldEnglish
          3·
          2 months ago

          I’m a man. I can make myself cum. Therefore, I must be gay.

          Once I did it with my right hand, but I’m left handed, if you know what I mean. You really notice the dick in your hand when you do it that way, I can tell you. I learned some things about myself that day. Things I didn’t tell my homies, despite them all having dicks that I had very much not been thinking about, but which must inevitably have similar fundamental characteristics.

      • davidagain@lemmy.worldEnglish
        5·
        2 months ago

        Are you saying that to experience a whole new type of sensational overload you would need to let go of your preconceived ideas and just let what’s gonna happen happen? Give in and give it up? It’s a lot to ask, a lot to ask.