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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago

Anon rizzes up a girl

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Anon rizzes up a girl

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago
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    sm

    What’s that in adult?

    • babybus@sh.itjust.works
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      Scarlet Monastery

      • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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        Goddamned Whitemane!

    • Rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world
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      I’m pretty sure it means “some”, given the context

      • Rusty@lemmy.ca
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        What do people do with with all that time they save by skipping 2 letters?

        • ikidd@lemmy.world
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          u nvr no

          • Steal Wool@lemm.ee
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            no u

        • Rinox@feddit.it
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          I’m pretty sure that, with autocorrect, it’s harder to write sm than some, so idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

        • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works
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          different tone

    • FiskFisk33@startrek.website
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      shitting myself

    • ArxCyberwolf@lemmy.ca
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      Streetlight Manifesto

      • StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml
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        🎺🎸🤘😎

        Say them in person two years ago. Great band.

    • KammicRelief@lemmy.world
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      Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

  • Object@sh.itjust.works
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    On the bright side, she cares about you! People usually don’t do that to strangers.

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    Man, if you’re throwing rizz for three months, you ain’t throwing rizz.

    • papalonian@lemmy.world
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      … So should I stop trying to date 😩

      • NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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        Maybe just aim lower.

        • Mango@lemmy.world
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          Throwing jizz?

          • NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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            Too low. Pull up! Pull up!

            • InnerScientist@lemmy.world
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              SINK RATE!
              PULL UP!

  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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    Maybe she’s autistic

    • I'm back on my BS 🤪@lemmy.autism.place
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      auties usually spot other auties easily

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        Yeah, I assume she is, he isn’t, and she’s opening up to him a little.

        Before I realized I was autistic, I had a bad understanding of it, so I definitely rejected people trying to connect with me about my obvious autism, because I thought it precluded the ability to empathize (laughably incorrect, but that’s ignorance for ya). That’s also a chance.

        But it’s a greentext, so there’s probably no girl and OP’s a liar anyway :)

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        Misread this as “aunties” and what a hilarious idea. Aunties just spotting each other and giving the nod.

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        I wonder if I’m an autie or just dumb

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    Call me an old curmudgeon, but I just cannot get behind “sm” or “smth”. I hope that trend dies.

    “Rizz” on the other hand is a fantastic term.

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      “Sm” seems too short but “smth” has been used for decades.

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        Smh

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          I still don’t know what that means , but I always read it as “Shit in My Hands”

          • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            i think it’s ‘shaking my head’

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              It’s def shaking my head (in disappointment). I used to think people were misspelling stg (I swear to god) in reddit til I asked there one day.

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                On your standard keyboard accidentally typing m when you meant t would be quite tricky.

          • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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            It means shake my hand, you’re welcome

          • naught101@lemmy.world
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            I guess that’s what it means now

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          Well that’s a different thing, as it’s not an abbreviation, but an acronym. Which is why that actually gave me pause after years of using “smth” online, because I always read “smh” as “something” instead of “shaking my head.”

          • Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.ca
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            It always bothered me because “shaking my head” isn’t even a figure of speech people say, so how the fuck can you use an acronym form of the expression.

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              Much like how gifs work, I presume.

              Like you just imagine someone shaking their head. Just kine you imagine someone smiling when I type :)

              The thing is, shaking ones head isn’t as universal of a symbol as smiling. Some cultures have nods and shakes the other way around. Which seems somewhat weird.

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              It was a figure of writing in old chatrooms and bulletin boards.

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              Lol

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      I though it stood for “sadomasochism” and was trying to figure out what that meant here.

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        It’s like the cooties… the key ring is the equivalent of “circle circle dot dot now you’ve had your cooties shot” because today’s youth are spoiled.

        The times have surely changed. Kids and their fancy ass key rings… all I got was a titty twister & a loogey in the palm.

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    He Rizzed in his pants

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    First of all, stop saying “rizz” because you sound like an idiot.

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      deleted by creator

  • abbadon420@lemm.ee
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    What blue drawing?

    Like this:

    Or Like this:

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      I think it could be this

    • weker01@sh.itjust.works
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      Due to Internet propaganda I will never not gag when I see something about autism speaks

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        I never heard of it

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      https://totallyautism.com/visual-support-keyrings/

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    Fake: Annon is 100% autistic

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    Anon used the word rizz. QED, anon is autist

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    You LIGHT IT UP BLUE and avoid staring at the light because it’s painful to look at

    And embrace all the puzzle pieces because you’re a five year old even as you ascend into your adult years and continue to get infantilized

    Greet her HELLO FELLOW PERSON WITH AUTISM, talk about how ABA therapy is totally not traumatizing you

    It’s okay, Autism Speaks will find a cure and initiate a eugenics campaign to erase and prevent Autistic births CURE THE AUTISM!

    …

    (Tone is /s)

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    Well, are you?

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    A very calculated rejection.

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    Seems like a Florence Nightingale set up. Go get some, OP.

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    I like my girlfriend because she’s autistic. I don’t want some dummy with blond hair and orange skin.

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      Ah yes, the two types of women that exist.

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        Autistic people are often their harshest critics.

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      Why bring Donald Trump into this?

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