Text isn’t green in this one, but it feels like a greentext.
Anon has discovered the origin of religion.
Or perhaps he just spent too much time playing Assassin’s Creed Odyssey
Welcome to modern paganism. Next he’s going to realize that community celebrations at significant points of the year like solstices and planting and harvesting time are really good for your mind.
Especially in the middle of winter, the most depressing time of year in much of the world.
The middle of winter… Oh Valentine’s Day?
Whatever gets you through this hellscape, baby
Anon better not read too much Greek mythology. Their gods were anything but benevolent much of the time.
Anon better not be a cute twink
“CHOWDA! That Greek boy-pussy got me questioning my loyalty to Rome!”
It’s anon we’re talking about, they’re definitely a twink, but I wouldn’t exactly describe them as “cute.”
That’s like me and the machine God. I swear it makes a difference when my hardware is acting up.
Praise the Omnissiah.
The Omnissiah blesses us, truly. I recently invoked their power to repair a ceiling light, and with a standard invocation of healing and the expected percussive blessing, and the once broken light was working again.
All praise to the Omnissiah for easing the machine’s pain!
A prayer before every release is what keeps our servers running.
When I can see Jupiter, I always say “Jupiter is with us!!” It’s going to be depressing when it’s no longer out in the mornings before I go to work. Hopefully Saturn or the Moon can keep me company instead
I usually use the orishas. I just like them more when talking to imaginary beings.
Anon may enjoy reading (or reciting) some of the appropriate Orphic Hymns
Greentext is a state of mind.
anon invents religion
