The fuck?
clogging the shower drain with cum
ok
I’ve heard that can happen, probably with shitty older drains or ones with hair clog problems already.
A bunch of hair could get nicely cemented and sealed with cum
Some of the dorms at my university had to put up signs in the men’s bathrooms warning people not to nut in the showers because of how often the clogged drains flooded people’s rooms
Printing off those signs and sticking them in the showers is a common student prank, so I wouldn’t assume they were real.
The floods were definitely real
What better time for prank signs than right after a real flood?
The reason not to nut in the shower is that you end up with hands like Spiderman.
Ah yes, you’ve “heard of it”
You fucking move out. That’s not just abusive - it’s sociopathic.
Just remember to jerk off on her pillow first.
Jesus fuck man, what kind of plumbing blocks with jizz? I could literally eat prunes and tortillas for a week and still waffle-stomp my turd down a 40mm pipe
Semen is actually fairly similar to egg whites (it can actually be used as a substitute in baking recipes). This means that when it gets hot, it cooks, and basically becomes solid.
The water in a shower is hot enough to cook it, so it can block the pipes. This is also why you should use cold water to wash it out of hair.
it can actually be used as a substitute in baking recipes
what.
The Internet was a mistake.
At least you’re not reading slop
I think that bit’s for the AI. Looking forward to its recommendations in a couple of weeks
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Semen can be used to substitute eggs. Both are proteins and are made up of yolk and whites. Separating the two can be a challenge so it’s best not to use it for meringue or similar recipes.
The water in a shower is hot enough to cook it, so it can block the pipes.
100% untrue.
While you’re right that proteins can caugulate a little, this is a common urban legend that was started with a prank note left in a dorm bathroom many years ago.
https://deadspin.com/will-semen-destroy-your-shower-drain-1795434004/
“Abraham Morgentaler, an associate professor of urology at Harvard Medical School and the director of Men’s Health Boston, debunked the rumor for us once and for all. In an email to Slate, Morgentaler says that not only is semen never thick enough to clog a drain, but that 20 to 30 minutes after ejaculation, it will become a runny liquid and slide away:”
I can’t understand how we got to the point with this that people have written thousands of articles about it and consulted with medical professionals. We really need better education in this country.
We really need better education in this country.
I wasn’t educated in the USA and I didn’t stop to wonder whether shower water was hot enough to cook spunk.
It doesn’t matter that it’s not hot enough to cook it, it still turns to rubber cement in hot water.
Momentarily maybe, but seminal fluid proteins aren’t like eggs, the structures fall apart fast and revert to liquid, did you even read the links?
The water from the shower head cools down about 10°C before it hits the ground (go sit down in the shower for once, it gets damn cold). Some more degrees gone before it’s washed away. Proteins become solid above 42°C, that’s why you’d die if your body temp goes over that limit. You’re saying you shower in 55°C+ water? Damn, your skin must be so extremity burned after all those showers, you probably look like Freddy Kruger.
You are suggesting OOP should cum in the food?
yes, its also a good thing to say that’s how you did it right when everyone finishes eating
Mix in hair and you get a plumbers omelette
waffle-stomp my turd
Bruh 😂
Anons mum isn’t checking her own underwear with a UV light…
what do you mean by this
I’m saying anon should cream into his mum’s panties.
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into the toilet???
also, why not toilet paper instead of tissues??
This has to be fake.
4chan posts are never fake though
Is she checking her own socks and underwear?
Time to break your hands
Arms.
I think you need to fuck your mom…
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Move out.
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Has anon never heard of toilet paper and toilets?
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1: go to toilet
2: kneel in front facing the toilet
3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet
4:???
5: profit
My dick is too long, goes in the water :(
Nah your toilet’s just clogged. Occam’s razor.
Must be the drain clogging quantity of thick gluey cum.
Nut in the water and get your dick cleaned at the same time. Win win.
Do your own laundry.
That’s a bit extreme don’t you think?
Use her panties and socks.
I don’t know why people are a) taking this even jokingly half serious and b) suggesting all sorts of weird and complex solutions when surely a 22-year could just buy whatever.
Yeah just buy a cruise ship or whatever. Go into debt if you have to.
A pack of tissues wasn’t in double-digit millions last time I checked.
Sorry, I was just memeing. Unless you were playing along, in which case woosh on me.
Well I sort of was, but I’m Finnish, so we haven’t exactly got the “don’t sound murderous, try to sound funny” tone right yet. You know how it’s a meme Germans have no sense of humour? We’ll they’ve enough sense of humor to realise people joke about it. We Nordics don’t.
Yeah, you know where the phrase “finnish him” originated?
Am Swedish, can confirm it’s hard to read Finnish humor. 😆
It’s probably because there generally isn’t any.
The punchline to 80% of the “jokes” I heard growing up is a word I don’t want to say so that I don’t seem like a racist.
Nowadays if you attempt even a little bit of banter to someone, it’s likely that you’ll get an answer of “YE GOT A PROBLEM M8?” (roughly translated.)
Happened to me twice within the last month. Once because I noted to an adult man that a full-up buss at 14:00 isn’t a karaoke and he shouldn’t be listenint to his phone on full while singing drinking songs with all the kids and parents. He started to yell he’ll kill me on the street and whatnot. I left the best as my stop came up. Went to buy a bevvie He came after me from the bus and stalked me lol.
The next dude was calmed but also asked me if I got a problem when I was on the side of the road filming birds and he just walked by?
I would rather live with wild wolves, no shit.
And I’m not a small guy or anything. I just don’t trust these fuckers. Apparently yesterday there was a stabbing in my building again.
Yeesh.
I have to ask though, would you consider it “banter” what happened on the bus? I mean, you were completely correct and in the right, when you told him off and said he shouldn’t play music and sing in a full bus. (You’re a good guy for that btw!) But I can’t imagine any culture where this would be considered banter. Possibly somewhere in GB 😆
Anyway, I hope you find a way out of there to live in a more peaceful place that suits you better, if that’s what you really want of course. ❤️ Happy 2025 to you!
Do you live in Scotland? I only ask because it’s a perfect description of Edinburgh buses. And there are an inexplicably large number of Finnish people in Edinburgh. Or were 15 to 20 years ago. Also there was a multiple stabbing at one of the places I lived there, and my next door neighbour had killed 3 people by cutting their throats. (Not a nice part of Edinburgh tbh, but by no means the worst)
Happened to me twice within the last month. Once because I noted to an adult man that a full-up buss at 14:00 isn’t a karaoke and he shouldn’t be listenint to his phone on full while singing drinking songs with all the kids and parents. He started to yell he’ll kill me on the street and whatnot. I left the best as my stop came up. Went to buy a bevvie He came after me from the bus and stalked me lol.
I see the feral reputation of the Finns is not wholly unearned
I would rather live with wild wolves, no shit.
Kind of sounds like you already do XD
If his mom is doing that, it’s likely he doesn’t have a job because she won’t let him.
You genuinely believe a 22-year old to be on such a tight leash that they cant’ stuff their pockets with a bit of paper anywhere? If if he never has the money to buy a roll of toilet paper, which isn’t the most expensive item honestly, he could just walk to a fastfood joint and take some napkins.
Stop buying into the stupidest shit people write, sheesh. You’re the type to think reality TV is real, aren’t you?
The fun of this community is pretending the stories are real.
Well to the point that they’re somewhat believable or clearly imagined, yeah.
Like all stories.
This just seems like a shit one.
Like the Walking Dead of green text yaknow. Just… bad.
But I don’t judge people who disagree.
I don’t judge people
You’re the type to think reality TV is real
Have some free napkins.
If can talk about people who like sushi without judging them.
I can also talk about people who believe reality tv is real without judging them.
Edit also you took that “I don’t judge people” out of context of “I don’t judge people for disagreeing”
I am definitely old. I no longer understand the internet.
