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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

It feels like laziness on their part now

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It feels like laziness on their part now

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago
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  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
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    You’re allowed to say “kill” on the internet.

    • Match!!@pawb.social
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      not on tiktok you’re not

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        Then go somewhere else

    • happydoors@lemm.ee
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      The biazzaro rules of TikTok censorship will forever impact the language English and I mourn it

    • yata@sh.itjust.works
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      Not on the US corporate curated internet. It hurts the feelings of advertisers.

    • FarraigePlaisteaċ@lemmy.world
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      You’re allowed to obfuscate it too.

      • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
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        S*re b*t wh*?

        Let’s start obfuscating all our words so we don’t offend anyone!

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          L*t’s

          • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
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            I didn’t mean to use a trigger word. Sorry for any distress I caused you.

            • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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              tr*gg*r

              • joelfromaus@aussie.zone
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                ***gg*r

                • Autow00t@infosec.pub
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                  Leave the bl*ggers out of this

                • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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                  Hard R, yikes

        • muix@lemmy.sdf.org
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          Sire bit who?

          • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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            Yer mum

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          In this case it looks like the original was on Tiktok, which from my understanding does not like people saying things like “kill”

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          Whatever your reason, I support your right to have it.

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        Corporate-owned media can get fucked. Adapting vocabulary to the whims of their feckless advertisers is complicity.

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            deleted by creator

      • DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works
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        *k** *'m g**ng t* wr*t* l*k* th*s n*w.

        • datavoid@lemmy.ml
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          You c*nt, doing it that frequently isnt funny its obnoxious

          • DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works
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            I can’t? Or are you calling me a cent?

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              Or speaking in cant?

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    Same with the miniature furniture they give you in pizza boxes. I only ever seem to get the tables.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      I had gone to some pizza place years ago (in Santa Cruz I think) that has chairs to go with the table.

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      In some parts of Canada they use a ball of dough instead. No plastic waste + bonus bread ball = far superior to the little table no matter how cute it is

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        What’s even the point of that? The little table doesn’t do shit.

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          It’s meant to keep the top of the box from sagging down and messing up the pizza. Not usually a problem on smaller boxes but happens a lot with larger ones.

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      I got a hockey net last time.

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    Easier To clean at least than the ones the peach people put in.

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      Those get stuck far more often as well.

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    FYI you can cram the seed into some dirt and grow your own avocado tree! Apparently needs a different tree to cross pollinate if you ever want it to make new avocados though

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      Worth mentioning it’ll fruit in half a decade, twice that if it isn’t GMO

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    I don’t really want to look at this man.

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    Can we all just take a moment and look at wtf is going on with that ear?

    • That Weird Vegan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      it looks like an earphone.

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      I do not want to look

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    Who tf is this goober

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    https://m.youtube.com/shorts/MwiE8y17oLc

    https://m.youtube.com/shorts/mtOWOpfsrAg

    https://m.youtube.com/shorts/nUrYC-wHwzQ

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