I am 40 and I know who The Rizzler is.
It’s me. Because I’ve got a bussin’ gyatt. Don’t think so? That would be Ohio, fr fr. ONG I got that skibidi rizz.
Is this what having a stroke feels like?
I think that’s just a bad trip on some hallucinogen or six
Buddy here’s goated with the sauce lk
no cap
on god, fr fr
Agh i am having to fight my instincts to downvote and I’m not even a prescriptivist dammit. When did I get so old.
kola NO
My phone keyboard can’t comprehend what I’m about to write, looks like I’m on my own…
Aren’t rizz and gyatt separate though? Isn’t it that you want to have one of them, either rizzin or using that bussin’ gyatt, as you put it? Or is it that “skibidi rizz” is the gyatt, because skibidi=toilet? Am I reading into it too much?
He is 13 and his wiki page has an early life section. ☠️
to be fair, it doesn’t have many sections at all, so this checks out 😄
Madden San Miguel
June 4, 2012 (age 12) Frisco, Texas, U.S.Theres a lot to unpack from lil Gronks info there.
12yo and already have a “controversies” section on the wiki page.
I mean, good? Make mistakes. Be a kid. It’s just kinda fucked it’s all being documented for posterity
an American youth football player
So, a 13-year-old with brain damage.
Baby Gronk is an actual person? I thought it was people making fun of baby yoda with a silly name.
If this isn’t a sign of the decline in Wikipedia I don’t know what is. Like it’s not even his channel it’s his dad’s.
Why would that be a sign of wikipedia’s decline?
Should they not document a famous figure? It doesn’t matter whether it’s ridiculous or not, value judgement is not an encyclopedia’s place to do
He’s not a famous figure, he’s a child being exploited by his dad, and even on the page itself there’s nothing actually notable about the kid himself. It’s mostly salacious “controversy” about his gross no-name dad.
And actually encyclopaedias generally and Wikipedia particularly engage in value judgement all the time. Who is or isn’t a notable public figure, what is or isn’t a reliable source, etc.
Nothing about this child merits a Wikipedia entry. Maybe Encyclopedia Dramatica or Kiwi Farms or something else for the bottom feeders, but not a site that’s supposed to be for general human knowledge. GTFO with that.
Oh man…remember when satire news publications had articles of bat boy on the front page because politics weren’t as absurd yet?
I miss those magazines. I love absurdity, and I’d beg my mom to buy them for me. She wouldn’t and said they were trash, and not real.
I know. Thats why I want them. I don’t want real news. I never asked her to buy a newspaper. I want to read how Bigfoot was caught bathing in a bird bath in northern Canada. Yes, I was 7, and knew the difference between this and reality. But I love absurd fake shit.
I spent the 90s watching pro wrestling where an undead wizard faught his own long lost brother, who was thought to be dead decades ago after the undead wizard burned his whole family alive inside the family owned funeral home. Turns out his brother was kept locked in a basement to hide his scars, and now wears a mask to hide his disfigured face. And somehow, because he was burned alive as a child, he now is able to summon fire, which is just as plausible as his brother being able to summon lightning.
I know most of you don’t watch pro wrestling. I get that it’s not for everyone. BUT! After reading that summery of an actual decades long storyline, if you EVER ask a fan of pro wrestling if they know it’s “fake”, you’re even dumber than you think we are.
Point is, I love these magazines, but at some point they gave up. They couldn’t be more absurd than real life.
Absurdity is dead.
I’m under 20. I feel the same way.
I’m 29 and same. I mean even if you understand what they mean they often sound ridiculous.
We have reached the singularity. Congratulations.
It’s me, I’m the Rizzler
Rizzle me this, rizzle me that, who’s afraid of the big, Gronk bat?
Livvy Dun?
50s dude could uno-reverse card that shit by breaking out the slang from his own teen years. Get all the gens conversing this way in one thread just for pure chaos-sake.
We definitely had ridiculous slang in the 80s and 90s, but the truth is I always felt like the media over-played it trying to sound cool. And when we’d over-play it amongst ourselves it was as a way to laugh at adults.
Can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace? Cowabunga. Some of my favorite stuff had excessive references to skateboarding, roller blading, or other Xtreme sports (Hackers, anyone?) and that’s coming from a guy who used to be a part of that scene.
Maybe I’m wrong. If I am that wouldn’t be fetch.
Edit: my drunk ass doesn’t know the difference between all of the 80s and 89.
Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen!
We definitely had ridiculous slang in the 80s and 90s,
Dude, it was radically tubular.
It was phat. Raise the roof. You’re bodacious.
Otherwise, gag me with a spoon because I’m grody.
Yes, but are you bout it bout it and rowdy rowdy? Are you all that AND a bag of chips? Or are a salty scrub?
I mean, cyberspace is at least a genuine term made by Gibson. The rest…
But you’re not jamming with the console cowboys there, as much as I wish that happened. I guess I should have hacked the Gibson harder.
On an entirely related note, theoretically there will be a Neuromancer TV show next year.
Huh really? That’s exciting! I hope they don’t mess it up. It seems long overdue with all these book/video game adaptations that have been coming out.
It’s apple plus. I have no idea how any of their stuff is because it’s the only service I haven’t tried. But I’ve heard good things about their sci fi offerings.
Oh, that is somewhat promising. They’ve done great with Severance, which I’ve seen, and apparently also Silo (which I haven’t).
Silo is great. One of my favorite current series.
At first I was like:
…then I saw this:
And began to realize that things were about to get bad…
I didn’t realize the drama, the pathos:
The good times:
…and the bad:
After much contemplation, I realized there was only one meme I could post in defense:
I’m glad k-smog and batboy made up and are flipping grunts together again.
Looks like Jabba the Hutt’s translater broke down again.
Yes, baby gronk actually exists.
We don’t even know who adult Gronk is.
Im sharing this only because i learned it and im forcing you to know too.
Robert James Gronkowski (born May 14, 1989) is an American former professional football tight end who played in the National Football League (NFL) for 11 seasons. Nicknamed “Gronk”, Gronkowski played nine seasons for the New England Patriots, then played his final two seasons for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
And where does he fall in the Gronk lineage?
Someone linked to his… ugh… his Wikipedia page (yeah). And it has that info. Feel free to look. I’m not doing it again haha
No
Fair enough lol
Isn’t he a football player?
How the fuck would I know?
Don’t worry we can’t understand this while we are still in school.
At least “curtains for” would mean something to him though.
I like purple stuff
Fo rizzle
Mr.Rizzlectric, send this gyatt to the skibidi dimension and have him Ohio’d.
