I dated a girl who would always bring a bar of soap with her when she slept over. She’d bury it in the sheets at the end of my bed. Said it prevented restless legs.
…why does that soap have a bite out of it?
Legs take a bite and get satiated and rest
…why does that soap have a bite out of it?
Because people see the picture and think “What in the world why does that soap have a bit out o fit” and then go ahead and click the link. And after doing various “experiments” over the years, advertisers have found that these sort of practices substantially improve engagement/click-through metrics and ultimately result in higher traffic / sales / ad revenue / etc.
wait. the fgsfds guy. he looks like sam reich in a disguise
Sam rips off the disguise
I’ve been here the whole time
Jesus Christ he’s been here the whole time
Lol I’ve never encountered this meme before, even though I was very much online in that period. I’m part of todays lucky 10000!
(╯°□°）╯︵ spɟsƃɟ)
Valid point
Reminds me of this gem: “Download now”
Download what?It could be anything, even a car!
I really hope it’s a new bicycle.
I wouldn’t do that
It could be more RAM.
I think Tumblr is still fun! It’s not as lively anymore and the staff suck, but no algorithm means you really only see stuff you choose to see and the tag blocking makes it so easy to curate your experience.
And I’ll take weird unhinged ads over TikTok shop or whatever happens on Twitter any day lol
No way! I need to know this soap hack NOW
I’ve used DSGE, it’s highly effective at JTXNE.
Learn more
I want to learn less
Wdym? Tumblr is just a porn site, no idea why people use it for blogs.
Gridr, Tinder, Tumblr, it fits right in
It hasn’t been a porn site in checks notes 7 years.
They did lift the full nudity ban, but they still ban you arbitrarily for a nip slip, or being trans and targeted by TERFs, insulting the WordPress guy, etc.
Kinda still there, tho.
…wanna see?
I can use lemmy for porn too, so I should call it a porn site…
The internet is for porn
Karma is a form of masturbation.
Ok? Lemmy doesn’t have Karma so not sure how that’s relevant.
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oooh! go on…
The ads are so bad i don’t know if this is satire or not
Looks like Taboola ads. Jesus fucking Christ I hate them, but they’re nearly single-handedly keeping local news stations afloat at this point.
That brought back flashbacks
I’m pretty sure the guy from the shitty sonic movies isn’t dead too.
Is that shemar moore? If he is, he also was in criminal minds and at least i havent seen anything about him being dead.
Yeah he’s not dead.
*pic not related.
shitty sonic movies
It’s a good shit, granted
I don’t know why, but “well, he died” sent me for some reason. I may be tired.
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It belongs in the trash, you’re welcome
It tastes awful, you’re welcome.
Everybody to the limit Everybody to the limit Everybody, come on, fhqwhgads!
Tumblr combines the worst of both worlds - corporate censorship and obnoxiously performative leftism. Just go to Neocities, folks.
Do Neocons live in Neocities?
