Where is the cabin cheese? The fourth-floor-walkup cheese? Give me the fancy mansion cheese. Or skyscraper cheese, ooh la la.
Leave the bathhouse cheese alone, though
My dumbass brain just thought that’s not true, there is “Hüttenkäse” in German… Which is cottage cheese. 🤦🏼♂️
All cheese is made by bacteria who live there, so it’s pretty much a building to them!
So I hereby define every cheese by relationship to a building.
(I’m fun at parties.)
I know a guy who keeps cheese in a cellar specific for that cheese.
“I like cottage cheese. That is why I want to try other dwelling cheeses, too. How about studio apartment cheese? Mobile home cheese?"
Double-wide cheese.
I’d say that’s definitely double-wide cheese.
Most other cheeses are named after regions that had the specific cultures, climate conditions, and artisinal practices necessary to produce that particular cheese. Cottage cheese is just sorta the base cheese that any old peasant can make in their cottage.
I want condo cheese
Don’t look up what that means in Nepali.
Queso Casita
Little House on the Prairie Cheese.
Cottage cheese made in a cottage
Toe cheese …
Pub cheese would like a word.
thanks. this might be it. I was thinking there was some sort of cheese with a name like this but I still feel there is at least one more.
Brothel cheese?
Sometimes, being able to read feels like a curse.
What makes you think it’s the building naming the cheese and not the cheese naming the building? Why can’t we live in roqueforts, in masdaams, in cheddars?
I live in The Tower of BabyBelon
😌👌
Bad news about the tower, guys… :-/
Wake me up when they hit the 2nd Tower
This may be premature but I’m pretty sure it’s coming soon if you wanna start waking up
I think it would be easier to list the French cheeses that are NOT named after a place.
I was going to joke that Id prefer to live in a Jarlsberg, but when looking up Jarlsberg to spell it correctly I discovered its named for Jarlsberg Manor, which is (and this is true) a building
The more you know
Roquefort-sur-Soulzon would have taken its name from a fortress, too, so that counts.
You can live in Cheddar. Nice town, good hiking opportunities.
Named after the process.
Or Gouda. For extra fun while you’re there, pronounce Gouda the way it’s typically said in English and watch the Dutchies flinch as little parts of their soul leave their bodies.
if you do it you legally have to buy one cheese wheel at the cheese auction there
Goo-da is almost a pokémon
Wait, how is it supposed to be pronounced?
GHOW-da is about the closest English approximation. The G sound is quite different in Dutch though.
We actually call it ‘Goudse kaas’, though. ‘Gouda’ is just the city of Gouda.
I wasn’t going to get into how we form possessives; it will confuse and scare them.
It works the same in English, though, just with the suffix ‘-ish’ (and a number of other suffixes) instead of Dutch ‘-se’. You could literally translate ‘Goudse kaas’ as ‘Goudish cheese’, Gouda just never gets the ‘-ish’ suffix (or any suffix at all, really) in English.
https://youtube.com/shorts/SInLePq2Ryo
Here is how the Dutch say Gouda, with Van Gogh thrown in as a bonus.
phew. that’s enough aggression for one day
But not in a cheddar!
Maasdam and Gouda (among others) are towns.
But not buildings!
Better than head cheese. Ewww
Better than dick cheese. Ewww.
There once was a surgeon named Keith, who circumcised men with his teeth. It was not for leisure, or sexual pleasure, but to get to the cheese underneath.
I presume you can use a lot of brick cheese to make a cottage cheese
I read some stuff and its not exactly clear why it’s called that. it could possibly be how poor people living in the countryside would usually have access to fresh milk from having a cow, and the process to make cottage cheese is less refined, so a city dweller used to fancier cheese would consider the cheap cheese more befitting of someone who lives in a cottage
