- What do you think about minorities? - Don’t like em, never cared for em - Oof. What was the original? - Twist: it is the original - OP had a sudden stroke and never got to editing his comment! 
 
 
 
 
- If you had to choose one historical figure to lead the world, who would you choose? - There are so many, it’s hard to choose. At the end of the day though, it would probably be Hitler (obvious answer, I know) - :) 
- obvious lol 
 
 
- What animal do you think should be hunted to extinction? - Any animal? Probably an elephant 
 
- At what time do you normally start drinking? - 7:30 AM most days. 10 on the weekends 
 
- What did you use to tell your little brother when you played? - There’s nothing wrong with wanting to get throatfucked by a big juicy cock - Oof I wish I had a big bro like that 
 
 
- Señor, se ha desmayado en el tren y hemos encontrado 14 kg de cocaína en su mochila. Te estamos deteniendo. - This is America, speak English - Tu quieres mayonesa en la biblioteca, por favor? 
 
- Small nitpick, but you shouldn’t mix “usted” (“se ha desmayado”) with informal “tú” (“te estamos deteniendo”). Also a cop isn’t going to be so polite to a drug trafficker. Not one they’re detaining at least. 
 
- What’s the most flavourful way to oven-roast a baby? - Baked plain - They don’t even need to edit their question you monster 
 
 
- When you’re having sex with your partner, what fantasy would you play in your head just before you orgasm? - This one is obvious. I’d visit the bedroom of Mr. and Mrs. Hitler on that faithful evening and slip a rubber over the old man’s johnny while the lights were out. - Just wow 
- I’m interested to know what the original was - I imagine something like “what’s the first thing you do if you could time-travel” 
 
 
 
- Ok here’s the scenario, the love of your life has just lost both of their parents in a horrible accident, how do you comfort them? - Sammy time 😋🥪 - Honestly, valid even with the edit. 
 
 
- If your spouse was in a terrible accident during a power outage and you had to construct an alternative power source to power their life support - how would you do it? - Just make it quick, I wouldn’t make a good battery - You threw me though a loop there but I think I gotcha in the end. - That said, I fully expect you to turn the tables and edit your original post to make an the askers look like assholes lol 
 
 
- What do you say when you see Marjorie Taylor Green? - “Excuse me, Miss, but I think you’ve stolen something: My heart ❤️” 
 
- What is your favorite Hispanic race? - That dorito thing but I never really liked Mexican that much 
 
- Do you have any advice for my son? He’s grieving my late husband who was killed for being bald and gay. - My hair goes down past my shoulder blades and I blow strangers I meet on Sniffies every week so make of that what you will - Go you! Edited 
 
 
- How do you feel about Israel’s genocide in Gaza? - Warm and fuzzy 😊 
 
- You told me about your two ex’s: The one that came out of the closet, and the one that barely survived that car accident and is in a coma even today. - If you could go back in time to relive one of those relationships, which would it be with? - Vegetable. Fruits hurt my teeth 
 










