No list is complete without the woodcock
How could they sleep on blue-footed booby?!
I got excited to tell everyone I saw a pair of great tits above a large bush.
Call me when you find the mythic shag
Sorry, rare shag is all we got.
Back in the day people be naming birds like “brown tittied groundling gayfa**ot” and nobody be batting an eye
“miserable titwank”
Common shag is fantastic.
The problem is I can never tell if it’s a shag or just a great-crested cormorant.
After watching some British TV shows, I now know that birds can also mean women so this just makes me laugh still.
why would they need to do something about it?
They are named by people like Benjamin Franklin
Yeah, horny nerds weren’t invented with computers
Notify collective shout, they may be able to do something
Poor banana
Hoary Puffleg was my nickname in high school.
