He didn’t write this. This is someone trying to fix his fuck up. It just comes across as completely time deaf though, like they don’t even realize they botched the exact things they’re talking about
Yeah this isn’t the Donald, no mention of Biden, no ramblings, and even a slight touch of introspection which is impossible for the narcissist to accomplish.
Agreed. Since his stroke he is all thumb.
And he didn’t sign it like he does all his posts.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!!
- DJT
No all caps words, but still a lack of understanding of how quotes work.
Member that first term when he hired a lawyer who misspelled “predisent” in his tweets?
Nothing changes.
That’s bad enough that I don’t even know what word it was trying to be. President? Precedent? Prescient? Maybe it was clear from the original xcretion context, but without it, who the fuck knows?
It was supposed to be president. This was his personal lawyer for like five minutes who I’m sure didn’t get paid anything but was doing it for the exposure anyway.
I don’t remember what that was about though. I know it was 2017-y.
What he famously wrote “covfefe” what was that supposed to be?
Coffee, but in a Russian accent
That was him passing out on two ambien after another day of coke and antihistamines.
*snif*
He was trying to write “COVID” a little bit ahead of schedule.
Oh yeah. Here it is
And yet it still sounds like the ramblings of an old man. It’s brilliant.
“Disincentivize”?
Ghost writer.
Charlie? Is that you?
Figured it wasn’t Trump’s writing, he thinks a semiconductor is some guy who yells “All aboard!” when it’s time to mount a half-erect penis.
New metaphor just dropped.
Not all caps, 20 y/o staffer wrote this.
And said staffer is dumb enough to think it’s both grammatically correct and in Trumps voice at the same time.
They even threw an emdash in there, so it was probably written by AI
As a former designer/typesetter/typographer, it pains me to admit that this is probably the case.
It doesn’t end with “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!”
Definitely a ghost writer.
Imagine needing a writer for twitter. I can understand for biographies of people who are not writers themselves. But can’t you write like… One paragrah?
Up next Elon Musk hires a ghost writter for Diablo IV to type in chat.
This is off topic but I wonder how long it will take before we learn the identities of the people who have access to Trump’s twitter account. Ever since presidents started using Twitter in office nobody really assumed they were writing posts themselves , they have comms teams for that. Trump’s relationship with Twitter had always been different, and the gimmick has always been that it’s his way to talk to the people without the MSM filter.
But we know at this point that he doesn’t write all his own posts and we also know that he sometimes criticizes specific companies. Anyone with even 15 mins of notice about these posts going live can make easy money on the stock market. It would almost be silly if there weren’t people making a killing off it.
Its illegal of course but that hasn’t mattered for a while.
Yeah I wonder who actually wrote this
Yeah, trump didn’t write that, no way in hell he did as he isn’t capable of writing like that. A huge single paragraph without insulting someone, or bragging? Pripprr grammar and syntax? No all caps?
Nope, not him…
You didn’t even mention that m-dash in there. As much as I dislike attributing m-dashes to AI, that was a dead-giveaway that Trump didn’t write this.
Right? He doesn’t even know what they are, and while an Em Dash isn’t a guarantee of AI, anyone who is at all concerned about people thinking their writing is AI now avoid them.
So if this isn’t AI, its someone who failed to think things through. (But its AI.)
Sidenote: wouldn’t be surprised at all if Em Dashes leave our human lexicon altogether, given the negative association they’ve received. Like spelling changes, AI might just make our writing drift away from them altogether, until AI does get exclusive use of it.
I use em dashes more—as much as I can justify—because the hubbub made me think about them.
“Trump” is definitely AI here though.
I genuinely was not really aware of em-dashes before all this – I just used hyphens and semi-colons in pretty much the same way. Now I use em-dashes because it’s so easy to do and I don’t want to look like a rube, but now I wonder if people think I’m AI.
Fortunately, nobody online really gives a fuck about me or anyone else.
I think that an AI would’ve done a better job of making it sound like Trump.
I don’t want to frighten off or disincentivize investment into America by outside countries or companies
Says the guy who stopped any and all US government investment into companies and countries outside America. It’s like that comic of the dog with a ball; “no take, only give”.
So he wants to get other countries to bring their business here but also wants the foreign experts to piss off after teaching the US citizens how to do their jobs. He also, in the same post, tells them how the US will then beat them at their own game after they need to be taught how to play because they couldn’t figure it out on their own.
I’ll rewrite it for whoever actually wrote this: “We suck, and we can’t build talent domestically. The plan is to get foreigners(who, I would like to remind everyone, we do not want here longterm) to teach us how to do things because we cannot understand it on our own. Then we will quickly become better than them somehow.”
Also today don’t forget that they threatened to defund universities, the places who teach how to make things
Edit: defund instead of refund
“Defund”? Holy shit, they’re really completely fucking stupid haha.
And the best part is that we all know a tonne of people who have these views. We can pretend that these people are actually Russian spies or whatever but at some point we need to accept that Conservatives the world over genuinely are just stupid, angry, and short-sighted. It’s their entire MO.
American Exceptionalism (Extra Racist Edition)
but also wants the foreign experts to piss off after teaching the US citizens how to do their jobs.
It’s worse than this. We will steal your technology and cut you out of your business with our totally not idiocracy workforce, that must swear loyalty to the king to have their jobs. So fuck your business and trust in that our idiocracy will make your US operations execute as you hope.
Release the Epstein files, rapist.
Imagine the ghostwriter tasked with this, trying (and failing) to dumb down his post to sound like his moron boss.
So we should invest money in the US and then teach Americans on how to take away our business from us? All while those non-American “teachers” you so dearly need can and will be snatched up by the Nazi-US GeStaPo at random in order to fulfill some quota?
Does nobody in that government even notice how stupid this sounds?
He’s basically openly saying the US is trying to be like China when it comes to manufacturing (even though there is no possibility the US could compete due to extremely high labor costs)
Not to mention he’s backpedaling from kicking out the specialized employees there to build the EV factory. American employees were going to be trained to build the EVs, but there is no need for Americans to need to learn how to build a specialized Hyundai factory. Absolutely no excuse for this other than incompetence
no possibility the US could compete due to extremely high labor costs
High labor costs and environmental regulations … both of which MAGA is speed-racing getting rid of. If we actually end up being able to compete with China again in manufacturing, we’ll be (even more) utterly fucked (than we already are).
That is way too coherent to be Trump.
“We welcome them” No we fucking didn’t 😭 lmao wtf. Gaslighting.
That’s way too coherent, it actually makes sense, has no capital letters, and stays on topic the entire time. The trump impersonator needs to level up their game
This dude’s brain is hamberder paste
Absolutely zero chance in Hell Trump himself wrote that.
Well if you want to do that then you need to stop the things you’re doing contrary to that 🤣
