They have the money but probably aren’t allowed in the stores to buy it themselves.
It’s either
1.) Facilitating the financial self-sufficiency of local avian wildlife or
2.) The bird equivalent of buying alcohol for your kid cousins who are standing outside the liquor store.
Both of which are rad
if you happen to find yourself in a similar situation where you’re the sugar daddy for a murder of crows, get them some nice peanuts and sunflower seeds instead! bread isn’t good for birds!
Seed me daddy! I don’t want bread.
OwO
You don’t want to be bread?
Oh well…
Sad. Anyway, here’s an inbread cat.
Bread crumbs is all I have rn
Bird furries tend to use OvO instead because the v looks like a beak owo
Learn something new everyday.
Username does not check out. My crow friends love meatballs.
Ehh. You’re more of a fence than a sugar daddy. You move stolen loot for a cut.
Also, one assumes you’re not fucking them.
Bold to assume
Brand new sentence
Murder-daddy
I kinda wish all the stray/feral cats I’ve befriended would start coughing up some cash once in awhile instead of dead mice and hairballs for me.
You lack gratitude.
And money!
the cats lack humanity
You lack felinity.
And they wouldn’t have it any other way!
You can eat mice. Cash is captualism’s leash. Live the stray life.
The photo is of a raven, not a crow. That said, exchanges of this sort with corvids has always been a bucket list item of mine.
What is the difference between a raven and a crow? One major difference is that ravens have 3 pinion feathers on each wing, whereas crows only have two.
So its really just a difference of a pinion
Goddamnit. Sitting here ready to subscribe to crow facts and you got me with a freakin pinion joke.
Well done.
Apparently, ravens are so huge that if you see one you will not be in doubt that it can’t be a crow. At least that’s what I’ve been told.
TBF even crows are a lot bigger than what I always thought crows were. I’ve seen them up close since I’ve been feeding my local murder peanuts, and these guys are the size of roaster chickens.
The guy that told me this lives close by, and we have plenty of crows here. His way of saying it made it clear that the “chicken-sized” crows we have around here are small compared to a raven.
This is how it was explained to me by a very elderly, birdwatching family member… If you ever go “whoa, that’s a really big crow,” you’re probably wrong
Yup. The few I met at Yellowstone were approaching small eagle size.
Yup. They also have a way bigger beak and “scruffier” looking feathers, which is what I noticed in the pic. I love birds.
Raven at the Tower of London. They are big, with massive beaks.
That sounds rippin
Here’s the thing…
Don’t let your dreams be dreams, future bro to birds
Same!! 🥺 I have a bunch that live by me, but they have a far enough range so I don’t see them every day and can’t seem to get their attention. Any corvid experts here that can give me some tips?
Dammit I gotta figure out tags because I want to tag you “Cawlin”
I think it’s up to your client app to implement.
Bread should not be fed to birds.
Sauce: https://www.birdsandblooms.com/birding/attracting-birds/feeding-birds/can-birds-eat-bread/
Murder for hire
My favorite emo band
It’s bold of Anon to assume that the crows are not earning the money legitimately.
That’s racist.
I’ve been feeding roasted (and unsalted) peanuts to my local crows for three years now. Those ungrateful bastards haven’t given me shit in return. One time I thought they had given me some little seeds and berries, but I realized they had just puked those up to make room for the peanuts.
ungrateful bastards
You know maybe if you have them better nuts than peanut they’d be more appreciative. Also cold hard cash.
What kind of nuts should I give them? Deez?
Are legumes okay for crows? I know they are omnivores (really interesting to see their bigger cousins, the ravens, pick off ducklings). Especially peanuts that become kinda weird when you chew them. Crows have gizzards, right?
I’m no crow expert. I know they eat peanuts and I know they eat roadkill squirrel. That’s the end of my knowledge.
Florida man arrested after training crows to steal the declaration of independence for him.
Buy them some unsalted peanuts or walnuts. They will worship you as the god you are.
They also like boiled eggs… …source - our local crows at the park
That’s just one distribution method of the mint. They find dollars go through more hands on average if they are given to crows by this man’s lake. He should not feel guilty for stimulating my economy.
OP is a modern Fagin
you can’t just call people by that slur
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Not greentext. Think I found a new career!
This is the worst comic book villain origin story ever
