Once made hotdogs in an electric kettle and this is 100 percent true
made hotdogs in an electric kettle
+5 psychological damage to Brits
I was 19. I thought I would be able to clean it.
:(
LOL. Chicago Pope?
Don’t you know? ALL the Holy Water is hot dog water now. Go into any church and you’ll see a priest slathering mustard and celery salt on the wafers.
Alternatively, and hear me out: what’s a Pope’s blessing range? Worldwide? Perhaps all hot dog water is now holy
Well he blessed the rains down in a-africa
No, that’s the dog from the Wizard of Oz
baptize me in hotdog water
you and i both know
the holy stuff won’t take
-nicky flowers
Can the pope bless hotdog water? I wasn’t raised Catholic, does the water need to be “pure?” Pretty sure I’ve heard river and lake water can be blessed, does this require boiling? Can I slough the hotdog grease from the top, would it be considered pure enough to bless?
Priests can bless anything really. Hell, Cardinal Glick blessed his driver on that documentary called Dogma
Chicago dogs are now holy, but only if it has poppy seeds on the bun
i have a friend that used to work at a hotdog stand in antarctica, and he’d let huge containers of the unholy water freeze outside to carve ice sculptures, igloos and such. sometimes, colonies of penguins pass by and he’ll sell hundreds of thousands of hotdogs, then launch little icebergs of all the frozen waste water. does that make all the oceans tainted?
It’s how the ocean became salty to begin with
Holy water is probably way more unsanitary than hot dog water.
Even on the dirtiest hot dog cart, they are using utensils and not dipping their fingers into the water.
Nah hot dpg water has no effect on us
What if they are kosher hotdogs? Any leeway there?
I read this as what people in certain online video games mean when they call something dog water (dog piss?).
What if we poke holes in the hot dog? Holy hot dog water?
I like to make gravy out of hot dog water.
Holy Hot Dog Water.
