Lactose is my lover who turned toxic but who I can’t cut out of my life. Every now and again I send em a “u up”, we reconnect, I end up with my asshole hurting. Wait am I still talking about lactose?
How do you know when someone murders vulnerable individuals don’t worry they never ever ever stop telling you ha ha ha ha
What?
New allies form Olives,weird cheeses, drinks that once tasted of ear wax
I was with you until the consumption of ear wax or ear wax substitutes.
Black coffee & Negronis
You’ve sent me spiraling. Now all I want in my life is some black coffee and a negroni
Porter beer 😢 (no idea why only porter… gives me the worst hangover even if I drink only half a pint with dinner) now I am stuck with the 0.2l, almost insulting…
It gets much worse.
Fucking tomatoes.
My wife too, developed it during puberty.
It really does wipe out entire countries for wise
Edit: I should add, we weren’t married at that point, only royalty get to be nonces (nonci?) in my country
Bacon you treacherous bitch you
Me to burritos: “You were the Chosen One!”
Burritos: “I hate you.”
The food aren’t betraying you. YOU betrayed the food when you ate only the ones bad for your health to the point that led your body to not handle it anymore, while the healthy food was at your side all the time, but was ignored
