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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 24 days ago

Phoenix has a supervillain

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Phoenix has a supervillain

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 24 days ago
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  • squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de
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    24 days ago

    Pen is man

    • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      Mightier than the sword

    • mobotsar@sh.itjust.works
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      23 days ago

      Pen IS man!

      Eq shú pen shú man da!

  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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    It’s likely there are actually penis men. Two have been arrested, one of which was recent: https://www.complex.com/life/a/markelibert/man-arrested-for-penis-man-graffiti-in-tempe-copycat-warning

    It’s like a CBT hydra: cut one down and two more shall rise up.

    • AFK BRB Chocolate (CA version)@lemmy.ca
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      Came here to mention that. From the article you linked:

      Shomer, who called the incident a “cop overreach,” later claimed he wasn’t the only one responsible, telling reporters at the time, “I’m not the original. There’s a whole Penis Man army out there.”

    • lividweasel@lemmy.world
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      It could be like the Dread Pirate Roberts, where the mantle continually gets passed on to the next person. The Dread Pirate Johnson.

      • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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        Wesley rolling down the hill from Princess Bride Aaaaassss yooouuuu ddddiiiiickkkk

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    Arizona’s Banksy

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    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      “You may kill a man, but you cannot kill an idea.”

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        You’re not dealing with the average Penis Man anymore. I am a Super Penisman! That’s right, Phoenix. I’ve arisen beyond the limits of a normal Penisman, and into the realm of legend-- the legend that you fear. The legend known throughout the entire universe as the most powerful warrior to ever exist! I, Penis Man, have become a Super Penisman!

  • BierSoggyBeard@feddit.online
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    24 days ago

    Correction:
    Phoenix has a Hero.

  • blarghly@lemmy.world
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    He’s a hero. Not the hero Pheonix needs, but the one it deserves.

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    Penis, man…

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    That stoplight has too many lights.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      • Stop
      • Prepare to stop
      • Go
      • Go faster
      • Faster daddy
    • marcos@lemmy.world
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      Probably arrow lights.

  • ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee
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    Nah, someone’s just summoning John Dillermand

  • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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    Dude’s taking the penis game a bit too far.

  • Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Glad to see the male chapter of the prestigious Pen Fifteen club is going strong

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    Isn’t that the guy from “The Boys”?

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    Penis man, penis man

    Doing the things a penis can.

    What’s he like? It’s not important.

    Penis man

    Is he real soft, or is he real hard?

    When he paints graffiti, is he at large?

    Or is the large at him instead?

    Nobody knows, penis man.

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