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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

Perhaps some questions shouldn't be asked

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Perhaps some questions shouldn't be asked

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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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    The almonds

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    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Tastes too watery in my opinion.
      I actually like soy milk more, in fact more than normal milk.

      Although that may depend on the brand, and I don’t know what it does with ice cream.

      Unfortunately, they soy milk stuff makes my mouth itchy, throat scratchy, and gives a bit of a funny feeling to my stomach, and flushing it down with water doesn’t help.
      Maybe I shouldn’t…, meh. I already had to leave out most of fruit due to this. Ironically, no issues with pineapples and kiwis. I’ve heard someone say the pineapple core is just trash because it makes their tongue numb and is just hard anyway. I’ll just chew it and the only drawback is having to floss afterwards.

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    I don’t get why anyone thinks it’s weird for Zootopia people to drink cow’s milk when we’re already drinking tons of it IRL.

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    The humans, of course. They are non-sapient in this universe.

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      Oh gahd that would be so nice, just grazing and getting milked regularly… Ahh yeahhh the good life.

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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    Humans?

    • nocklobster@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • switcheroo@lemmy.world
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    Cashew milk ain’t bad. Looks gross in coffee though lol

    Almond and oat milk is the way to go!

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    The main big red one is clearly an ice block (aka popsicle, water ice).

    There is an elephant scooping something creamy with their trunk, but there are dairy-free soft serves as well. They’re called sorbet, and can be made from flavouring water, or from fruit puree.

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    Vegan ice cream exists, unless you count coconuts as mammals (since they have hair and produce milk).

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      Behold, a mammal!

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      You can just make sorbet from fruits without causing harm to innocent coconuts.

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        Yet again proof no one cares about us… This is why we created the gay agenda.

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    Since they’re being compensated, ice cream there would almost be vegan…

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      I was going to say there’s a pretty big racism metaphor going on but I guess predators are rarely milked

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        Not for milk, anyway. 😏

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    I have nipples, Judy. Can you milk me?

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      “Michael here! Good question. Men can’t be milked, or can they?”

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      Continued at AO3.

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    I mean… a job is a job.

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      A job where you are milked sounds draining

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    Hucows exist so I bet there would probably be a bunch of cow cows that were into it, too.

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      me, googling that word…

      sighs

      I guess i will be busy the next 20 minutes

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        Can you just tell me so I dont have that search linked to me? Feels like its gona be weird

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          Human cows. Fetishising being milked and such.

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            Do you have to be a woman to sign up?

        • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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          Google it.

          do it

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            Use Bing; better results.

            …I’ve heard.

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          For future reference, look up public instances of searxng

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    Nuts

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      “Nut milk” remains the grossest phrase in the culinary lexicon

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        Is it worse than nut butter though?

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          Ahh thats right up there too.

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    Probably humans but I don’t think Peta was involved in the production so maybe not

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    They only showed water ice. No ice cream. Which also exists in vegan form.

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      They do?

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        Do you have a screenshot?

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          Yeah you can go ahead and Google that ice cream parlor scene from zootopia to see all the very clearly not water based ice cream.

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            Looks 100% water-based to me. Fixed frozen in a Popsicle shape, nothing creamy about it.

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              So the large scoops of ice cream in the trunk of the elephant was a pop cicle? Fixed and solid when he plopped it down into a bowl?

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                Right, there was that too. Guess they have both kinds.

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    Humans duh

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      me, googling that word…

      sighs

      I guess i will be busy the next 20 minutes

      Edit: meant to reply that to another comment. this is funnier now

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        Man how I wish this had been intentional, would’ve been a really funny bit

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        Rofl and I thought you were going to have this response to every comment in this thread.

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