I’m still a little unsure if this piece is for him or against him lol
Call.
That’s the biggest bs bluff if I’ve ever seen one.
Same kinds of people who flee to Russia to avoid DEI and other “western degeneracy”. It’s probably for the best. Or it would be if any of them had the balls to act on their idiotic words.
So… rents going down then, right?.. right?
Every large city is democratic, and my understanding of linear time means more Gen Z will be elected soon.
Other disappointments when people didn’t flee from a lost election:

(He also said it in 2024 in reference to Harris… such a missed opportunity)
TACO.
I haven’t looked it up because I’m lazy, and for the past couple days that people have been calling him taco, I’ve been trying to remember what it stood for. The best I’ve gotten is “Trump asshole cunt… O… Range?”
Tiny anus cop orifice
Wth does it stand for? At this point, I’m determined to either be told or remember?
You’re far too creative
I’m far too censored for that
Trump always chickens out
Ahh yes ty
To be fair, if he had lost in 2024 he may have had to face sentencing for all the felonies (also probably not though)
Nah, he would have just won against her in 2028 (if he hadn’t choked to death on a hamberder before then).
It should not have taken 4 years to sort through his shit.
The fact that the legal system is so slow is part of the problem. He just needs to send a couple yes men to court to straight up lie for a bit and then it’s another 6 months to call him on the lie.
The courts are only that slow because they want to be. Plenty of peons got trials and served sentences for shit in the time they were fucking around going after trump. They didn’t want to try him, and we’re waiting out the clock in the hopes he’d win so the charges went away, and it worked.
When you’re a celebrity they let you do it
Dibs on the Empire State Building!
Dibs on One World Trade Center!
Dibs on the 59th Street Bridge
You didn’t specify old or new so I call the new one
Wait until it happens. I can’t count the number of people who dramatically stated they’d relocate to another city or country if some politico or other was elected and never followed through. Most people who say that are all talk and no walk…
i agree that it is not going to happen, but relocating to a different city is massively easier than relocating to a different country (still not easy)
mfs going to migrate to upstate new york in search of Albany style steamed hams
😂 it’s a real thing, those turds will have the gall to complain when they find it
Mm, steamed hams.
It’s ironic that they would move to another country because someone they perceive as an immigrant has been elected. Then again these people are not well endowed in the brain department.
Americans are not the world’s favourite group of people right now, so I suspect emigrating would be difficult, unless they want to go and fight Russia’s war for them then I’m sure they’ll be welcome.
I can’t count the number of people who dramatically stated they’d relocate to another city or country if some politico or other was elected and never followed through
Add one to the tally, zorra. Brexit made me leave the UK
Oh, these people don’t walk. Presumably they’ll be chauffeured.
If you quit, I’m quitting!
Also never happens.
1,000,000 claim they are going to pack up, sell their homes, find employment in another city, and move… but they couldn’t be bothered to vote? Bunch of snowflakes.
Nobody is leaving. This is a Post story. They’re bloviating nonsense artists.
I’m sure they found a couple tweets about it (or paid some bots if they were real keen)
From what I can tell it only takes 10 or twenty tweets for the media to latch on and pump out a story about it.
It’s the same when a comedian complains about being “cancelled” because 5 people said their joke sucks on Twitter.
Probably can’t vote in NYC because their legal residence is already Florida, Nevada, or somewhere without income tax. And they won’t leave because The Villages just doesn’t have the food, parties, or culture that NYC has.
That doesn’t necessarily stop them. Republicans love committing voter fraud.
Somehow I think those people leaving would solve more than the housing crisis
I would have thought New Yorkers were the stay and fight sort.
Speaking as a librul snowflake hopelessly stuck in the cousin-fuckingly-deep south, perhaps one of the Trumpanzees in NYC would be interested in a trade?
…please?
Bye, Felicia.
Losers won’t do shit.
Good riddance 👏















