OP probably never met an Italian MILF, they are scary AF. Attractive, yes, but in a way that will make you fear she’ll rip your nuts off in a random spat of anger that you did nothing to provoke.
You’re saying advertising might work?
“Move to Italy” seems like a pretty good opening gambit.
Or open a really good Italian restaurant or deli, move to New Jersey, New York or Chicago, join the mafia, become Roman Catholic, make a big deal out of celebrating Columbus Day every year, the options are endless.
I can guarantee OP cannot handle a NJ Italian American Divorcée
Or the crazy ex-husband who hangs around with a bunch of guys who are definitely not in the mob.
If you know what’s good for you.
go to southern Italy and speak Italian, for starters.
What’s wrong with northern Italy?
They know what they did.
Do you know everything you did? Hell, I can’t even remember all I did a week ago. Maybe selective memory
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My agenda is fairly exhaustive:
1: eat
2: poopImportant tip: always separate step 1 from step 2
All the women in the North are just men with wigs which is fine, but it does make it difficult to find a MILF.
Tbh I’d rather date a fun Italian cross-dresser than a woman who’s in a different stage of her life than I am.
No then she’ll be French.
(Also why Italian? Romans were cool. Renaissance city-states were cool. But modern Italy is mid-tier.)
Hey what the hell
Found the Italian.
there are dozzine of us
Found the Italian 🤌.
Fixed that for you.
My guess would be that anon is from italy but just chose to phrase it in this ambigous way.
I mean… it’s what we all want, isn’t it?
Italians are hot. You’ve got poor taste.
You’re not wrong. All the cool Italians left and are in my friend circle.
