


Stupid cornballing piece of shit!
The flurry of bleeps after kills me every time
Mmmm, corb

Exactly what my mind was doing! 😂
Pondering my corn orb.
I prefer cubic for easy stacking.
Well I have some good news!

New omegamart product line?
Whoa!
Mmmmm coob
When this catches on the other meme will finally make sense.
Round corn is peak 2025, narrow corn is the real OG though and future people know that
apparently the acquaintance of a friend of mine made this
That’s the kind of weird, unhinged shit that keeps me coming back to the Internet every day.
I feel like with a spherical plastic mold this could easily be made real in the same way that people do those pumpkin face molds and Buddha pears
It’s a textured anal orb.
For their pleasure
For 44.99$ or a witch toe
But, that’s worse. You see how that’s worse, right?
Gentlemen, Behold!
It was round before.
You can make fruit grow into certain shapes, I genuinely wonder if it’s possible to force corn to grow this way.









